Judge — January 20, 1900 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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WIFELY ENCOURAGEMENT, itow glorious a thing it is that a prize-fighter's wife Can cheer him at the ring-side in The battles of his life! low surely, too, her cooing voice The other fighter vexes When she advises hubby to “Lead for the solar plexus!” \nd six-day cycle-racers, too, Are very lucky chaps, ‘or they are cheered by wifies dear Through all the weary laps. The tender tones of better-halves Are salve for every hurt, nd much encouragement they give By yelling, * Hubby, spurt!" And we may live to see the time When book-keepers and clerks. And every carpenter or scribe— In fact, each man who works— Will be cheered on and urged ahead Upon at least one day ty his dear wife, who'll come around ‘The day he draws his pay. Baltimore American, There is at least one real Angostura Bitters— Dr. Siegert’s—and_no other stomach bitters just a8 good.” Avoid substitutes. * But,” we urged, **life is not all joy. Do you do anything to fortify these young persons against the sorrows of life?” The preceptre af the seminary smiled a sad, haunting smile. Ves," she answered in a low voice, but dis- tinetly ; “we teach them how to weep without making their noses red.” Here again we were reminded how vastly the scope of education has widened since the days of our youth.— Detroit Journal, The famous Sohmer piano has justly eamed its reputation because it is the best instrument in the world. The man a woman love with is always a hero, even if he is cross-eyed.—No woman can make a man weak who cannot first make him think he is strong.—A woman may admit that she was wrong, but she won't ever admit | that anybody in her position wouldn't have! done just exactly the way she did.—Weve York} Press. THE CELEBRATED SOHMER HEADS THE LIST or THE HIGHEST GRADE PIANOS. t is the favorite of the artists and the refined musical public. 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