Judge — January 13, 1900 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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“IF THERE WERE DREAMS TO SELL." * If there were dreams to sell Do I not know full weil ‘What I would buy Ws dear, delusive spell poy tale to tell, Joy's fleeting ‘sie.” “Louise Chandler Moulton. If there were dreams to sell, Louise, I know full well ‘What shape they'd take— Rich puddings made of plum, With just a dash of rum, A young lady sang in a choir. Her volte rose hoi and hoir, Till one starry night It rose way out of sight, And was found next mora on the spoir. —Harvard Lampoon, Doctor—*1 can do nothing more ‘for you. Jeweler rush is over? Never!"—/ewelers' Weekly. | You may live a week, but you cannot hope for Die before the holiday The father—" You say that your eating-club is only second-rate. I suppose, then, that such members of your class as belong are of the rank and file?” “The son—'* Yes; and the food is rank and vile, too."—Princeion Tiger. If you don't eat well or sleep well, have head- aches and dizzy spells, try a spoonful of Dr. Siegert’s Angostura Bitters. Yes, she had sent the other woman the poi- soned caramels through the mails; she did not deny it. ‘I hated her!" cried the defendant, her dark eyes flaming malignantly.. ‘I had reason; for once we went shopping together, and I insisted on paying the car-fares for both of us and she let me,” Here her voice rose to.a shriek, while the jury, composed entirely of women, burst into tears and brought in a verdict of not guilty without leaving their seats. —Detroit Journal. “Truth compels me to state,” said the pre- siding officer of a medical congress, ** that upon that list of physicians present just read there is one that is no gentleman.” A stir of surprise passed over the assemblage at thi man, upon whose foot,”as the presi said afterward, the shoe seemed to besa perfect fit, half rose from his seat ; but in another mo- ment a woman's voice’ from the ack part of the hall made itself hesrd. ‘*I quite agree ith Dr. Blank,” said the-voice, “for 1am that physician. "In my tum 2 must say, how- ever, that Dr. Blank is no 'ady."—Vew York Evening Sun. And old fruit-cake, When Frances was being put to bed the oth- er night, instead of the usual ‘tory ” her mam- ma gave her a little lesson on divine goodness. * The dear Lord loves everything,” said mam- ma, Why, not a sparrow falls from its nest to the ground but He knows it.” ‘' Does He put the little birdie back again, mamma?” ask- ed Frances anxiously.—Harlem Life. Every piano bought of Sohmer & Co, will be Af there were: dreams to, sel found strictly as represented and warranted. You would not need to tell Me what to buy— ‘A lobster, broiled just right; Welsh rarebits—or a bite Of hot mince-pie. THE LADY WHO LISTENS, I'm happy in her presence. When clouds shut out the skies” like to hurry to her And look into her eyes’; When all the world seems dreary ‘And hope and pleasures flee "Tis sweet to sit beside the grate ‘And talk to her of me. Then I could dream of things Of which Louisa sings As passing fair; Or I could take a ride, In fancy's flight, astride Some grim nightmare. —Baltimore American. “Are you sure you love that girl?” ‘* Well, Tcant work in the morning until I get a letter —— from her, and after I get it 1 can’t work,"— When dizzy or drowsy take Brrcnm’s Pris. | Chicago Record, Her lips are not like cherries, Her teeth are not like pearls; Her face is not more charming Than many another girl's. She has no wealth of learning, She isn’t rich; but she Can sit and sweetly listen while talk to her of me. “Doesn't it hurt your conscience to wear those pretty bird-wings on your hat a little, because they are not genuine wings— they are only clever imitations."— CArcago Tribune, “I don’t see you driving as much as I did,” said Trivvet to Dicer. **No; I have a horse- less oarriage no “Well, why don’t you ride in that?” ‘Because I have sold my horse."—Detroit Free Press. You Know, Hunter Whiskey has the Flavor Age Quality WM. LANAHAN & SON, Baltimore, Md. ‘The Brooklyn Eagle accuses a contemporary | of having a ‘‘creative memory.” The term seems to be both polite and safe,—Kochester Democrat. Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup is a grand old rem- edy, used for many years and still in public favor. It Ss without doubt the best medicine forall pulmoaary affections. 2s cents, When things go wrong and people Combine against me, then I go to her, and quickly. ‘The world is bright again, Thank heaven for the lad) Who always seems to So interested in the things I say concerning me. S. E. Kiser in Chicago Times Herald. You can’t upset it! —No matter how much you knock it around, it pours out in the same snap- py, sparkling way. Evans Ale is the only ale free from dregs and sediment and the only ale that pours out brilliant and clear to the last drop. WONDERS OF ft £r<* HY PNOTISM 22.555 Te always cures. All druggists sell it for When a woman looks most’ interested in the sermon she is generally planning how she can get a new waist out of her thinnest old silk petticoat.—Wew York Press. Sparkling eyes, clear skin, healthy glow on cheeks, spirited and happy—that's the effect of | using Abbott's, the Original Angostura Bitters. Ask your druggist. ‘The most pitiful thing ata church social is to see an old girl who has been laboring for the Lord for years, and who has perhaps baked most of the cake for the occasion, over to the rear tables and eat alone. Thomas Ga PURE, EMOLLIENT, ANTISEPTIC. Packer’s Tar Soap is peculiarly adapted to the proper care of the hair and scalp. It cleanses per- fectly, removes dandruff and leaves the hair soft and lustrous. It is undoubt- edly the best agent known FOR SHAMPOOING. Send for our leaflet, ‘‘ The Value of Systematic Shampooing. THE PACKER MFG. CO, (Suite 87 N.) 81 Fulton St., New York, | THE CELEBRATED SOHMER HEADS THE LIST or THE HIGHEST GRADE PIANOS. It is the favorite of the artists + ana the refined musical public. SOHMER & CO., Piano Manufacturers New York Warerooms, SOHMER BUILDING FIFTH Aver AVENUE, GOR, 220 8 220 STREET. Hpreiges ot sAFOR™ DEMME ROE SSLER Mees ROESSLER Mucston gure enti | See erai ant ano Te Best Line to Chicago and the West—New York Central. THE TWO LEADING 1 PERFUMES OF THE SEASON. ‘These perfum. intessences. | Geter fea: q] prance of a CUT | Home Journal The IMlustrated Society Paper of New England Established 1823. WILSON WHISKEY. That’s All! Departments Written by CLEVER PEOPLE PORTRAITS Suggested by the Events of the Day The Home Jovenat is the Mandsomest, Most Attractive, and Readable Paper ia Boston ‘W. WALLACE WAUQH, Manager, 147 SUMMER STREET, BOSTON, MA’ ‘THE WILSON DISTILLING CO., Baltimore Ma.