Judge — December 9, 1899 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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A DEWEY MUSEUM. (For our boys and girls LMOST any bright boy or girl can make a Dewey museum, which will furnish entertainment and instruction not only for the owners, but for the whole neighborhood. A litle ingenuity and careful perusal of the methods employed by the daily papers to fill space with cuts will result in an astonishing supply of Dewey souvenirs. First procure from the family albums eighty -seven photographs of men and boys and label them “ Dewey's relatives.” Also obtain one hundred and six photographs of women and girls and label them. — as the others, “ Dewey's relatives.” In addition there must be found “WIDOW'S WEEDS.” “Dewey's first schoolmaster,” “Dewey's nurse,” * Minister. who christened Dewey,” and a composite, with different features indicated by a subjoined key. of “ Dewey at two, four, six, eight, thirteen, nineteen, twenty, forty, forty and a half, forty- one, fifty, to-day and a year from date.” The more photographs the merrier. Do not omit to show a likeness of the first Dewey baby—the original godchild —who doubtless lives in your town. You can have a brick Dewey would have stepped on had he come to your town, the speech your mayor would have made, and the music the band would have played; the sERWA, JUDGE'S WORLD'S FA/R. XXVL—FAIR SERVIA, via, the morning discloses ‘Onvent asleep in your eyes, ke under red roses, ‘A bosom a-tremble with sighs, Princess, with the east for your dower, ‘The Christian now cometh to woo. On, sad for the Turk was the hour ‘That robbed his seraglio of you! view he would delight in were the Montpelier homestead situated in front of it, the bravest sailor in the crew (had Bill Jencks passed the examination), and the time-table of the local road, showing connections with a road connecting with the road over which Dewey went to Annapolis. Do not forget the cat Dewey's dog might have chased. Don't reject anything because too commonplace. Even the man of your town who looks like Dewey, and your town’s tenth cousin to Dewey's wife, will add attractive- ness to the scene. gpwin 1. sain. HER WAY. WHEN Mabel doth prepare herself Some ball-room gay to grace She thinks she needs a touch of rouge, And so makes up her face. But oh, the mercenary wretch ! When she makes up her mind A different color she requires, And long green is the kind. MCLANDBURGH WILSON, IN FROZEN DOG. Miss RouseRr (ef Boston)—‘* Is there a woman's-rights club in this benighted town?” Mayor—" Lord, no! Women are so skeerce out here that they git married as soon as they strike the town.” comicbooks.com