Judge — December 2, 1899 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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THE DEFEATED CANDIDATE. Again. to. the front for the holidays—the; They were talking Ce pulistic orator As | watched the motley bathers this fact upon "t elected—glad they didn’t put} world-renowned appetizer and invigorator, Dr. | wonder what he'll do now ?" said one. ** What's | me burst: Siegert’s Angostura Bitters (from South Amer- | the matter with him?" asked. the other.‘ He | The ones who had the greatest fun were those I'd never run if I'd 'a’ thought I had a chance | ica), the only genuine. No Christmas or New | has lost his reason.” ‘Oh, that won't hurt who looked the worst, to win. Year's table complete without it. Beware of | him any in his business so long as he retains —Chicago Record, You see, I couldn't spare the time the office ‘ud | imitations and domestic substitutes. his voice."—Chicago Post. —= demand a : . —= Dr. Ball's Cough Syrup never disappot Because of aL ahe private kinds of bizness I've] +. How did you get out of buying that seal-| The universal favor with which the Schmer Shoe. whe cee it foromscas io, cules and ink nen oan spg-o-_,| skin sacque for your wife?” “Surprised her | piano is meeting is the result of its-tone and | ssa remedy for throat and lung diseases, Sold by at Seiler the ether: fellow Eaye:the:" Noner with a muff and collar." —Detroit Free Press. | structure, which are not excelled by any in the | druggists at 25 cents. -are— . world. a Bu: I'd ‘a’ got there all the same if they'd ‘a . . , —= Tell us, tell us, dear Oom Paul! counted fair, Abbott's, the Original Angostura. Bitters.| — ¢yynoisseur—"* Tt sounds mean to repeat it, Is yout cougtey called Transvaal?: made from the: aromatic. bark containing the) put he declared that your landscape did not| Or do you, Oom Paul, old pal, bitter tonic principle so effective as a.health-| jook a bit like nature.” Artist—“Ah, that was When you name it, say Transvaal? producer. Grocer and druggist. high praise. The-true {mpresslonist'docs not Baltimore American, mace have to indulge in servile imitation of the ob- Les them that like such ‘honors have the| _,AFENt you miserable when we are separat-| ject he depiets."—Giestow Transcript worries an’ the cares ; biniteet A halide sree 4 pth , ‘tendia’ hink how miserable you are because | am not) A Ica always make more money ‘tendin’ to my |" 4 ur father understand Germai ‘own affai with you."—New York Journal. ‘hen I'll ask him for you in Ger- Bot 1 want it understood that I'd ‘a’ won with- - ."— Cleveland Plain Dealer. ‘out a doubt Tue Pioneer Lisitep. — Only Perfect If se crooks an’ bums an’ gangsters hadn't | Train in the world. Chicago, Milwaukee and thrown my ballots out. St. Paul Railway. Address for free illustrated, and descriptive booklet, Geo. 1, Heafford, General Tim glad the trouble ’s over—glad the mud has Passenger Agent, Chicago, Ill all been thrown ; | | | I'm not somebody's puppet—glad my sou! 5 saloon oe . nd need no “ pushing ” I'm glad my hands are clean an’ that my con-| j ’ science ain't upset— to make them Glad T've got no cares of office—an’ I'll beat os ‘ that shyster yet. popular. Idida't want to run; but there was no one else ( would do, i o ¥ \ They are popular An’ the other fellow’s boodle was the thing that 5 ‘ pulled him through, : yi a because —sE. Kiser in Chicago Times- Herald, _ < Da ; R I'm glad [ain't elected—glad 1'm out of it an’ free Inscad of havin’ heelers. come in droves to Toes j y they are Evans’. The w lite all the world over; fools -" z 4 5 * ise are polite all the wor : : ; Vici Kid PURE, EMOLLIENT, ANTISEPTIC. | i : 4 Vici Friction Polish ate polite only at home.—Bacon, Vici Paste Polish Packer’s fhist be, in Sigg. ||mamsae. 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