Judge, 1899-11-25 · page 13 of 16
Judge — November 25, 1899 — page 13: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising**, with minimal political content. The main elements are: **Advertisements:** Williams' Shaving Soap (large), Beecham's Pills, Admiral Dewey portrait, carpet/rug dealers, and various patent/investment schemes. **Cartoons/Humor:** - A small cartoon showing a man asking a boy a math question about bicycle revolutions; the boy replies he "ain't no bicyclopedia"—a pun on "encyclopedia." - Several quoted jokes from other publications, including one about a "Sultan of Sulu" becoming a U.S. citizen and complaining about lack of freedom. **Social Context:** The Sultan reference likely alludes to early 1900s U.S. colonial involvement in the Philippines. The shaving soap ad emphasizes cream quality—typical consumer messaging of the era. The page is primarily a commercial vehicle rather than political satire.
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