Judge — November 25, 1899 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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ETERNAL ME. What an exceeding rest ‘twill be When I can leave off being me! To think of it! At last be rid Of all the things I ever did. ‘The any-old-time club was in session and GONE TER RES’. was debating whether it would be expedient,| Neber a po' man do complain all things considered, to take any action in view] Under de stars en de lonesome rain. of the death of a former member. “I know| He use ter feel, in de time he live, Bingo was a pretty tough citizen,” remarked] All de col’ dat de col’ rain give : the man who had his fect on the table, “*but 1] But after he game he neber complain— Done with the varying distress feel that we ought to do something to honor} He kiss good-bye ter de win’ en rain Of retroactive consciousness ; his memory if we can.” ** That suits me,” said : Set free to feel the joy unknown the man with the white spot in his mustache. | He kiss good-bye ter de win’ en rain; Tt would be idle to attempt to prove the Of life and love beyond my own. * Bingo was the biggest all-round sneak and} Ter de hill en valley, de fiel’ en plain; popularity of the Sohmer piano. - Every child dead-beat in town, but he had a wonderfully | Ter trouble en sigh he kiss good-bye in the United States and Canada knows the Why should I long to have John Smith | accurate memory. We'll honor that.""—Cét-| Ez he cross bis han’s in de dark ter die, Sohmer, Eternally to struggle with? cago Tribune, His han’s cross over his lonesome breas I'm John—but somehow cherubim — He cross de mountains en gone ter res. “*T should think a man who wrote such an Seern quite incongruous with him. Dei. Moll's ‘cuagucarrap cniralates/ most illegible hand as you do would learn to use the substantial comfort and reel to consumptives: t| He gone ter res’, en he feel en know type "Too hard to learn.” ** Non- it would not seem so queer to dwell works most remarkable cures. Don't despair, Re-| Ez he say good-bye dat it's better so. writer is easy to learn,” ** Oh, Eternally John Smith in hell. hed can certarnly be had; a cure is possible with tbis) iow many folks, whar de woods look dim, | the typewriter is, of course; but it’s a different To be one man forever seems -—— Gwine ter lay a rose on de grave er him? | | matter to learn to spell. You can't end a word Most fit in purgatorial dreams, ‘Aros, Amos, how we hate you! His han's done cross on his lonesome breas'— | with a crooked line on the typewriter."—CAz- How we do despise, berate you! He des don't keer, kaze he gone ter res’. cago Post. iene How we'd fain annihilate you —Frank L, Stanton in Atlanta Constitution. — Must surely mean the soul's release And a'l your bills we'd veto! —— “TM never go out with the two-headed ‘rom this small labeled entity We hate your humming through the night, | Tug PioNEER Limite. — Only Perfect |!ady again,” remarked the fat woman to the This passing limitation—me! - Your dunning us with bills at sight, Train in the world. Chicago, Milwaukee and | living skeleton. |“ Why, she attracted every- charlotte Perkins Stetson in Cosmopolitan. | Your itehinge stinging, burning bite, St Paul Railway, Address for free illustrated, | body's attention in the street-car by quarreling | Oh, Amos, Amos Quito! descriptive booklet, Geo. H. 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