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THE POET IN OCTOBER. THE PARSON'S LIMIT. As they bent solicitously over him the man He lies in wait for foolish j's. ‘The apples ripen on the bough, He'd been preaching and exhorting who had been kicked by a horse opened his He takes their x's and their v's The air is clear and cold. For a score of years or so eyes. ‘Have you any last wish?” they asked With gentle grace and greatest e's. October's here; the maple-leaves Ina portion of the vineyard him. * Yes,” he murmured. ‘* Have an auto- —Indianapohs Journal, Are tuning red and gold. Where the harvesting was slow ; mobile hearse at the funeral.” Revenge, it And now this sad and solemn thought Where the temporal inducement seems, was strong even in death.—New York For a tonic for the nervous and dyspeptic| ,, ., Pervades the poet's soul : For his ceaseless diligence Press, sothing equals a little Angostura Bitters. ‘The| “I've got to buy an overcoat Was a promise of four hundred ; renuine, Dr. Siegerts, in port or sherry. And fourteen tons of coal ! For bis yearly recompense. Wanted improved easter city income-pay- : = A ing properties in exchange for plot of well-o- poem.” ‘He's out.” “He is?” Yes—ten! What though the apples ripen now? And though slowly came the dollars, | F, M. Welles, 111 Broadway, New York. Gollaen == tants Constitution. Cold winter ’s almost here. Still he labored without pause, en ee eee And so this sad and solemn thought Till one day they came and told him, —— — “Liquid air is nothing new,” said Dukane Pervades the poet's soul : As he kicked against the pricks, alter Gaswell had been telling of wonderful| ‘ I've got to buy an overcoat That they'd raised his offered stipend weries. ‘* What do you mean?" There ‘And fourteen tons of coal !" From four hundred up to six. hus been soda-water ever since I can remem- Somer ville Journal. ‘Pattsburg Chronicle. Telegraph. —— ‘Thaw te good man sent exlacsied ——_ a Cough Syrap for all those As he feebly made reply, ; ; __,_ | dangerous affections —severe colds, pieurisy and | 4, pot’ We The Sohmer piano-factory is kept busy night | grpbe—which fall and winter bring along. Tt is the . T pray you, men and brethren, an! day to supply the immense demand Yor this | Efestst ce for bronchitis sod aif that and tung Thus my patience overtry; wcaderful instrument. Its success is phenom- For to glean the four you've promised eal in the history of the piano-trade, and the | Zandiady—"*T'd have you to know, Mr. Bae 20 runes ey veal coe leading professional artists the world over are | Highball, that this is a tenderloin beef.” ‘That ‘twould kill me if you taxed me exer bestowing glowing encomiums upon it, | /igAdal/—" Well, that’s a fact. Idid notice “To.collectitwo hundred more.’ which its beautiful and’ faultless construction | that it was a rather tough section."—CAicago —Beston Courier. {ully entitles it to. In these days of competi-| News. tion an article must be indeed perfect to excel. The unparalleled sales of the Sohmer during} Health-wise people always take the one ton- e 1 the past fully demonstrate the fact that it has | ic—Abbott’s, the Original Angostura Bitters. ichieved a reputation which promises to be as|| At grocers'or druggists. One bottle will prove TIMED A STONT | Benton tre ten sate enduring as the love for music itself. Merit is | its worth. beted realy sted to ube always appreciated and meets its own reward:] 4, . . si et and we are glad to know that the efforts of| "She says her husband talks when he's : Erode adoring «ees bares SiEtceyscomfsnacte bearer tors Sohmer & Co. to furnish a piano second to} asleep.” “I think that must be a mistake. Typewriters tau cnet none in the world have been crowned with un- | He talks when she's asleep." —Chicago Post, sense care eee seanye Tory we De aah precedented success. render ade, Seo collar or two cafe cot 25 ’ : s 6 aco Sho a0 ead 2, “Where did that child get her peculiar ac- Vans ehabdle rvice a opeebeticd cent?" “ Why, you see, her father was a Dutch Se fmechioery nd axpert opariiven comedian and’ her mother a singer of coon- : a ¢ WYCKOFF, SEAMANS & BENEDICT, red songs."—Philadelphia North American, 327 Broadway, New York. and PURE, Druggists Joven Lanyany tall of Fore fas. No polten 0s REFRESHING, Grocers ANTISEPTIC.| Wine Dealers Hotels For all-round hygienic excellence Restaurants no cleansing agent compares with Cafés ; Chop Houses Packer’s from tea to Ocean Tar Son. SOHMER BARKER’S COLLARS HEADS THE LIST OF THE BRANDS mo CUFFS || HIGHEST GRADE PIANOS. WILLIAM BARKER ‘WEST TROY, It is the favorite of the artists NEW YORK. and the refined musical publie. SOHMER & CO., Piano Manufacturers The Springfield Xepudlican, commenting on New York Warerooms, SOHMER BUILDING the fact that an English novelist has published a book with the title "'I,” and that some one FIFTH AVENUE, COR. 220 STREET. | cise entitled a short story ‘'?,” suggests that now some one should publish’a story having no title at all, or such a title as "—" or ‘1, Even those titles would be more than some books that are published deserve. We know of a number for which this would be a fitting é k 60. KL. title—"*0."—A lbany Journal, PALL AND WINTER Established 1823. Woolen Dress Stuffs. Camel's Hair, Cashmeres, French Fancy Wool Plaids. “Pims” Scotch Clan, Poplin and Wool Plaids. a Imported Embroidered Robes. ‘airs postpaid on Nees rt Puoadvoay Ks 19th de. That’s All! S pecares AYE, Rexbary Crossing, ta NEW YORK. Fastest Trains in the World—On the New York Central. comicbooks.com