Judge — November 11, 1899 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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THERE’S TIME ENOUGH. HE preachers may tell with their latest breath Y} OF the glories awaiting us after death, The bright mansions, the joys to be met there; But while friends remain, And we health retain, It will never render the saintliest soul, However he long for that radiant goal, In any great hurry to get there. AS TO MARRYING OPPOSITES. Sterlingworth—*\ think people should marry their op- posites: don’t you?” Throckmorton—" Of course | do, A self-made man should wed a tailor-made woman.” STANAWS “PRETORIA 7 JUDGE'S WORLD'S FA/X. IS LAST CHANCE, No, XXXI.—BOER-ESS OF THE TRANSVAAL, Mrs, STAYWAYHACK—"* Joshway, the paper sez thet the war in the Philippines is “bout Thy nestled home beyond the vaal a Isthreatened for ite wold, dear eal Mr. STAYWAYBACK—" Gosh ! I'll go right daown to the village an’ enlist purty quick, or Aad nove, nendet musa wars Aaa, I can’t git a pension.” A DEATH-BLOW. Soeunt nein beac ra ** RUT,” said the officer ‘Then all is fair in love and war, who wore the insig- nia of imperial Rome, “is it absolutely necessary for us to cross the Rubicon?" “Well,” replied the great Cwxsar, “if we don’t we'll spoil an enormous job-lot of ‘commencement-speeches."* MISS COQUETTE. LIKE Cinderella at the ball She dropped her slipper in the hall, ‘The way they used to do it And though it was not glass at all, ‘The other girls both large and small, Declared they could see through it. TRUE TO NATURE. She —“What a good picture!” He="No,it isn't. Iwas not well, and I looked like an idiot that morning.” HAT 5. She (intently studying RR one : the photograph) —" Well, it GEESE WD Sere eee oases me Teaser) woge i looks jexactly Te your any ‘Tu cnow—" Drat that squirrel ! I swear T'l never live Cassiby—"* Well, Casey, didn’t ye say ye wanted it bad?” way.” in a flat-house again.” comicbooks.com