Judge — October 28, 1899 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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Wot I want's bread. ‘Ave yer got such a thing asa bit o' bread about yer, me " ord?"— Punch. | ‘*Ifbicycle riding really makes people health- ier, why do physicians recommend it?” “* Pro- fessional courtesy. It makes business for the surgeons."—Chicago Pos No experiment in testing Abbott's, the Orig- inal Angostura Bitters — its strength - iV} power is'a fact. Casey—"* Doolan offered to prove to me in black an’ white thot Oi was a fool." Clancy— “* Phwat happened thin?” Casey—"* Oi proved to him in black an’ blue thot he was a liar."— Spare Moments. Mr. Pitt—"Isn't it odd that in so many robberies in Chicago a long and a short man Dolly promised that she'd meet me At the trysting-place. ‘There I waited her to greet me With her smiling face ; But, alas! my joy soon ended. 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