Judge, 1899-10-14 · page 13 of 16
Judge — October 14, 1899 — page 13: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising and promotional content** rather than satirical editorial material. The main notable content includes: 1. **"A Fall-Time Jingle"** — a sentimental rural poem celebrating autumn dancing and courtship, typical of the era's nostalgic Americana. 2. **Multiple ads** promoting travel (Santa Fe Route to California), tailor-made costumes, and *Outing* magazine. 3. **A brief joke** about "Mrs. Henpeck" — a hen-pecked husband telling his nagging wife her watch will eventually "run down" if she waits long enough. This represents period gender humor mocking wives as nagging and husbands as passive. 4. **Schlitz Beer advertisement** emphasizing sterilization and purity — a selling point for the era when beer quality and safety were consumer concerns. 5. **Judge magazine's own promotions**, including *Hopkins' Own Book* and references to upcoming articles on America's Cup yacht racing. The page reflects 1899 consumer culture and demonstrates how Judge mixed entertainment with commercial content to fund its publication.
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A PALL-TIME JINGLE. The air is crisp an’ cooler. In the russet country round ‘The hick'rynuts are ready fora tumble to the An’ vee iti’ * mighty anxious for the fiddle’s merry sound, When we'll swing our rosy partners in the mornin’, The fields are ripe for reapin’, the doves are on the wing ; The hives have all the honey of the promise of the sprinj ‘An soon will all the fddles make the roof an’ rafters ring, Where we'll swing our rosy partners in the mornin’, more delightful ia winter than the Mediterranean. There are ancient monastic ruins icturesque ty D Fodian iter csitivated valleys o¢ incredible fertility and loveliness, and mountains and meadows ablaze with wild flowers in solid masses of gorgeous color. The Santa Fe Route BEE is the shortest and most com able route to California. Send for Iostrated descriptive books and particulars of rates and service. ‘Address General Passenger Office, ‘The Atchison, Topeka & Santa Fe Rallway, cuicaco. Your Home and Your Business Don't talk about ‘the summer, with its roses red It’s nothin’ to the fall-time, with the fires blaz- in’ bright, When your sweethearts eyes are dancin’ with the quadrille’s wild delight— When you swing your rosy partners in the mornin’, Come in—come in, Miss Sally! standin’ in the door. We've seen your cheeks a-blushin’ in that red. sweet way before. We've had a dozen dances, but there’s time for twenty more, An’ we'll swing our rosy partners till the mornin’, —Frank L. Stanton in Atlanta Constitution, Don't be Mrs, Henpeck —* Dear, dear! I left. my watch up-stairs on the bureau and I feel too tired to go after it.” Henpeck —"* Well, if you'll just wait around long enough it'll run down."—Philadelphia Record. ooncl) Constable K3Ca AUTUMN, 1899. Tailor-made Costumes. Street Dresses, Driving Coats, Walking Jackets, Paletots, Long Garments, Golf and Tourist Capes, Carriage * Mantles, Evening Wraps, Beoadoooy A 19th te. NEW YorK, The Bo Boat that Will Win the Cup Races. CAPTAIN A.J. KENEALY, in his Article on the COLUMBIA. and SHAMROCK in ocropER OUTING, tells which boat will win, and gives the reasons why she will win. MORE EXPERT OPINION: WALTER CAMP on FOOTBALL OF '98—a careful analyzation of last season's play and general information regarding the season just begun. GEORGE H. BROOKE, ex-half-back of University of Pennsylvania, on HOW TO KICK A FOOTBALL —one of the most important parts of the play carefully explained by 4 mia who knows the value of it. Many other good Articles on Hunting, Fishing, Travel, Yachting, etc. $3.00 per Year. 25c. per Copy. FOR SALE BY ALL NEWSDEALERS. THE OUTING PUBLISHING CO., ‘heat te ndorned wth Natorally Prepared Palma, Are- {aa era oven ee" They Taw forever need Stijervonata heat nd cold abd wi hat Kl lant ite Xe ing of bes ia a joy for id for free illustrated cat FRANK NETSCHERT, 17S. Ciark St. Chicago, 7 Barclay § 230-241 FIFTH AVE., NEW YORK. YOUR MOTHER'S MOTHER READ IT! Every Bottle Sterilized We sterilize every bottle of Schlitz Beer after we bottle and seal it. This seems a useless precaution after all the care we take in the brewing. But it is one of the ex- tremes we go to rather than risk a touch of impurity. That is the end of the process. After we have brewed beer in air tight caldrons, cooled it in filtered air, then filtered the beer, then sterilized it, impurity is impossible. ry is pure beer, consequently healthful. It is well aged, therefore it will not cause biliousness. Your physi- cian will recommend Schlitz, the Beer that made Milwaukee famous. Dictionary Free. ‘We will send you a 200 page up-to-date Webster Pocket Dictionary upon receipt of two-cent stamp, to pay postage. Address, SCHLITZ, Milwaukee Boand ee “Jaen, Every copy of JuDGE for 1898, in two volumes, substantially bound in cloth, with gilt edging, express pre- paid anywhere in the United States, for $9. Send orders promptly. Jadge Pablishing Co., 110 Fifth Avenac, ‘A NEW MAGAZINE. NEW YORK. HAVE YOU SEEN IT? Tt has 64 pages “chock full of fun—illustrated and otherwise, Its price is 10 cents, Ask the Train-boy or your Newsdealer. AND IT’S BETTER TO-DAY. DEMOREST’S MACAZINE. comicbooks.com