Judge — September 30, 1899 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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Emperor William ad- vises women to stick to children, church, kitck - en and clothes.’ Tt is levoutly to be hoped that in the last-named particular, at least, they will take’ the kaiser's advice.— Rochester Hers Grab Your Grip— but see that it holds a bottle of Eagle Popular Cocktails Whiskey Manhattan, ** Some people,” said the boy, *' never thank ye, no matter what ye do fur ‘em. A feller put a bent pir on th’ teacher's chair th’ oth- | er day, an’ when th’| teacher was about to set down I pulled th’ chair out from under him to save him from th’ pin; an’, by George! he licked me fur it."— Chicago Tribune, é agle Pput Gin, Cohtats Vermouth, etc. A-hunting, a-fish. ing, on the train, or at home,they’re good for you. Ask anybody. —>——— An_affair between prize fighters is usual- y called a mill, though it could be more ap- propriately called a wind-mill.— Baltimore American, “+ It seems to me, Martha, that it is nothing but reckless extravagance putting that solid mahogany furniture in the nursery.” ‘No, it isn't anything of the kind,” protested his wife. ~The polish on that furniture is altogether too new. I haven't been able to make any one be- lieve that it was inherited from my great-grand- mother. It will be all right after it’s been in the nursery a few weeks."—Detreit Free Press. UNCLE SAM, MISS COLUMBIA, anp ADMIRAL DEWEY (in chorus). —"* Let us drink to the health of each other in America’s best and most famous champagne—' Gold Seal.’ Che Veeder Cyclometer “What is a socialist, papa?” “A socialist, | ¥ my boy, is a man who is ready to agree to divide anything that he doesn't own." —Chicago Post. THE BEST SHOOTING, The shooting in Iowa, nesota and South Trey Sun gaa shaiine Fon omens Strverkilling Lovacco babi ms abit, NO-TO-BA tobacco, with, os Jepon’s Lisaany Is full of pare fan. No polities. te. Dakota this year promises to be very good, as the rainfall in all these states was abundant. ‘The best localities for chicken and duck shoot ing are on and tributary to the lines of the Chi- cago, Milwaukee and St. Paul Railway. A copy of a recent publication issued by the pas- | senger department of that road can be had on application to W. S. Howell, general eastern passenger agent, 381 Broadway, New York and inclosing three cents in stamps for postage. | Is as necessary as your watch—one meas- ures Distance, the other Time—the ex- sential factors of every bicycle-ride. Its merit has eliminated competition, Ninety per cent, of modera cyclometera are Veeder Cyclom- eters. For aale by all high-grade dealers. Dook- eta Free, VEEDER MPG. CO., Hartford, Coan. Mado for 24, 26, 28, 90 and 32 fa, Wheels, mous model. THE ADMIRAL DEWEY WATC SOUVENIRS OF THE SPANISH WAR Daily Reminders of the Destruction of Our Good Battleship + Maine,’’ and the Magnificent Victory of Admiral Dewey IF YOU MISS THIS OPPORTUNITY YOU WILL REGRETIT - + READ CAREFULLY ALL THAT FOLLOWS CASES ARE MADE FROM STEEL TAKEN FROM THE WRECK OF THE BATTLESHIP “MAINE” Dewey Watch Dewey Watch E consider ourselves fortunate in being able to offer these watches to readers of Judge, owing to the fact that the umber of, watches is limited, because only’ 1,2 pounds of s1 were sav from the battleship ; and while this will make a good For Gentlemen. many watch cases, the demand will exceed the supply a good many times over, so it is safe to For Ladies say that if you want one of these watches VOW /S THE TIME TO GET IT, THESE WATCHES ARE GUARANTEED.—The movements of these watches are of the best American manufacture and are guaranteed. If, with fair usage, either of these watch Is to keep good time, the manufacturers agree to repair or replace it if returned to us within one year from date of sale. This is tne guarantee of the manufacturer to us and to you, You are thus doubly protected. THE CASES ARE GENUINE.—The back and the rim encircling the erys- tal are made from steel recovered from the wreck of the battleship “ Maine.” ‘All of the steel saved, about 1,200 pounds, was sold by the United States Government to the W. F, Doll Mfg. Co., who make these watches for us, and the letter of the commander in charge of the delivery of stores for the Goverment, given below, is proof that these cases are genuine. The steel has been chemically treated, giving the case the rich deep-blue color of gun metal, which is so popular to-day and used in the ooeoe WITH HANDSOME CHATELAINE ooo «HANDSOME.. inctly understood that these watches are not cheap affairs gotten up open face, accurate timekeepers, and will prove thoroughly satisfactory. one at anywhere near their intrinsic value, for they will be treasured and handed down from father to son and from mother to daughter as reminders of one of the mos finishes U. S. NAVY YARD New Yorx, February 11, 1899. This is to certify that the U. S. Government through their representative at the New York Navy Yard has delivered to the W. F. Doll Manufacturing Company, New York,the Steel recovered from the wreck of the Battleship MAINE (about 1,200 Ibs.) being the entire amount of steel’saved. W. A. GIBSON, Commander, U.S. N., In Charge General Delivery of Stores. «HISTORICAL.. portant and thrilling epochs in the history of our great and glorious nation. SPECIAL TO SUBSCRIBERS FOR JUDGE. We will send JUDGE one full year and the Dewey Watch for Gentlemen for a remittance of $7.00 “ Creer eee JUDGE Dewey Watch for Ladies manufacture of expensive jewelry. WHAT ADMIRAL DEWEY THINKS OF THE DEWEY WATCH Fracsuip OLYMPIA, MANILA, Oct. 21, 1898. W, F. Dott Mra. Co., Gegtlemen :—I beg you toaccept my hearty thanks for the beautiful watch you so kindly sent me. It reached me yesterday and is the admiration of all who have seen it. I wish Iso to express my appreciation of the kindly sentiments contained in your note of Sep- tember 3d. Very sincerely yours, GEORGE DEWEY. «-PRICELESS.. «PRACTICAL... imply to sell. The movements are good; the cases genuine, fir <ly wa “ “ In a few years it will be impossible to buy one of these watches fron any a 9.00 ‘The price of these watches to persons who do not care to subscribe to JUDGE Is $10.00 each, postpaid by registered mail. ve _Attress JUDGE COMPANY, 110 Fifth Avenue, New York. comicbooks.com