Judge — September 9, 1899 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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TRIBULATION, Lots er tribulation, but de wheels is runnin’ right ; Vrain is gwine forward en de station is in sight. Fn you'll shout yo" halleluyer en you'll wear a robe er white When de train reach de station in de mawnin’ ! Lots er tribulation, but de way is straight en plain; \ rainbow is a-runnin’ er a red race wid de rain, Vn you'll heah de trumpets blowin’ fer ter wel- come in de train When de train reach de station in de mawnin’! —Frank L: Stanton in Atlanta Constitution, Petted daughter—* They asked me to play | at Mrs, Highup’s this evening, and I did; but" — Fond mother (proudly)—'* Were not ! they entranced?” Petted daughter— Hum} When I played * Life on the ocean wave’ with variations half of them left the room.” Fond mother (ecstatically) —" That is wonderful! They must have becn seasick." —New York Weekly. She—* You cannot kiss me with my con- sent." He" Not once?” She—"*No; but can't you see that I have left my consent at | home ?"—Cleveland Leader. There is only one thing grander than the man you can trust—the man that doesf’t ask you to trust him.—Zrey Press. } Three Symbols of Americanism. } Symbale ofthe streogth of the Nation Is the Americas Eagle, }. Syebelle of Uhe social lite ofthe Ba | symbale of tbe achievements of Americas Industry) are agle Liqueurs (CORDIALS) The Only Truly American Production of its Kind. sas nen naire Beaee Fe Write for testrated Booklet and Prices. RAGLE LIQUEUR DISTILLERIDS, Raetastrom fron, Distillers and Exporters, Eatah, 1876, 917.069 martin Si, 948-068. Freet S1., Cselaaatl, 0. ‘American Womanhood, HE Tur rouren—"* Whew ! COULDN'T SEE rr, I'm certain I smell smoke.” HOTEL MANHATTAN, New York. “Your BARBER’S SHAVING SOAP is BEST | have ever experience in the tonsorial business.’’ the used in my forty-two year’s J. HYSLER. TEATRO ESOT TS In Filtered Air. The picture shows a room in which Schlitz Beer is cooled—a plate glass room to which air can only come through filters. The beer is cooled by dripping over frigid ipes in air as pure as human means can make it. And that's but one extreme. Before the beer comes to this room it is brewed in air tight cauldrons. After it leaves here it is filtered, then sterilized. Absolute cleanliness all through. Not another article of your food or drink is the subject of such caution. But beer is saccharine. Any impurity would multiply in it and make } the beer unhealthful. It is by such extremes as we show you that we maintain the reputation of Schlitz Beer for ab- solute purity. “Green” beer — half- aged beer—is the beer that causes biliousness, Your physician will tell you that Schlitz, the beer that made Milwaukee famous, will not make you bilious. DICTIONARY FREE. ,\3.tit! send yous, 200 page up to. date Webster Pocket ictionary upon receipt of two-cent stamp. to pay postage. rt \ddress, SCHLITZ. Milwaukee, Wis. OWIR BOOK AND MAGAZINE OF FUN: Votemes 7 UDGE. Every copy of Jupce for 1898, in two volumes, substantially bound in cloth, with gilt edging, express pre- paid anywhere in the United States, for $o. Send orders promptly. Judge Pablishing Co.. 110 Fifth Avenec, NEW YORK. A NEW MAGAZINE. 5 HAVE YOU SEEN IT? Tt has 64 pages “chock full” of fun—illustrated and otherwise. Its price is 10 cents. Ask the Train-boy or your Newsdealer. comicbooks.com