Judge — September 9, 1899 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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CONCERNING TRUSTS. We've struck the age of trusts: in every artery of trade We feel the potent influence their growing strength has made. There's scarce a thing we eat or drink or wear or utilize Hat has a nineteenth-century trust a its size justed to We're getting so that trusts may soon monopo- lize our health ; When burglar trusts ‘will dictate means and avenues of stealth ; When trusts may govern bench and bar and forcibly maintain The market-rates at which we may the fruits of justice gain We've trusts political that govern offices for sale, \nd social trusts that name the pricé to get within the pale; \nd ere the climax is attained they'll very like- ly seize : ne right to govern wedding-fétes and human ‘obsequies. xe fashion isn’t popular, but since it's come to stay cd like to hint at something worth reviving in our day. \ve mean a teust that brings to rich and poor full recompense— \ Simon-pure, old-fashioned, earnest trust in Providence. —Boston Courier, Perhaps the worst thing about the voluble talher is that he not only wants to do ail the | talhing, but wants to think for you as well as for himself.—Boston Transcript America’s Leading CHAMPAGNE AMERICAN PEOPLE. the proe- rity iteelf, with ‘dell wet and favor, Is ‘recommended by oor to convalecents sate Bien ) Fone “COLD RAL? ts served at all clams P retcclass hotels caves, state “Callfor. 6s Gold Seal has a targur sale than any other ‘American Champagee. | grecersany Uigknaing ES a ting “process of manulactare: * Klondike luck” at the present time seems to mean the safe arrival of the prospector at the front gate of a sympathetic relative in the states, St. Louis Globe- Democrat, ‘The British tourist wandered into the Rust- lers’ Retreat and languidly asked for a ‘igh ball. ** Jake,” called the accommodating bar-keeper to his assistant, asleep in the comer, “the gent wants a eyeball, I dunno w'ot fer, but. he wants it, “Go out an’ ketch a Chinaman,”— Indianapolis Journal ‘The Sohmer piano has always maintained a leading position, and to-day it has few equals and no superiors. The Sohmer can rest upon its merits and win every time. * Were you annoyed by that resignation ru- mor?" inquired the friend, "* Not in the least,” answered Oom Paul, turning for a moment from the telephone to the brewery. "If we are going to show that the Transvaal republic is a first-class article, with all modern improve- ments, it’s time we were having a few resigna- tion rumors.""— Washington Star, ‘And so you are about to lose a member of your family?" said the old friend, who had just heard of ‘the approaching marriage of the daughter of the house.‘ Well, I'm not quite certain about that,” replied the old gentleman. ** Just at present I can't figure out whether I'm to lose a daughter or merely acquire a son-in- law."—Chicago Evening Post. A short smoke is wanted oftener than a long one—and every man who smokes cigars feels his conscience prick him when throw- ing away just so much good money—in half- smoked cigars. 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Get the genuine—Dr. Sieger’s, ** That man Aguinaldo,” said the complacent chump, ** appears to be indulging a great deal in peanut politics.” ** How so?” inquired the young man who never eats veal. ‘* Why, isn’t he numbered among those who also ran? St, Paul Globe. “Hist!” whispered the first accomplice ; “there is a price upon your head.” ** Hea ens!" exclaimed the female villain, paling vis- ibly. ‘Can it be possible that I have forgot- ten to remove the tag from that bargain-counter hat?"—Philadelphia Record. *And is Bockford so much of an orator?” “Man, he could describe a boardiny-house dried-beef supper in such language tnat your mouth would water with desire."—Xochester Sunday Herald. Abbott's, the Original Angostura Bitters, universally benefits old and young—digestion’s helper, a health-bringer. ‘Take only Abbott's, the Original Angostura. Jow that woman we just passed does * /He—"* She looked pleasant enough.” Chat's all done for effect; but if you noticed she never turned to take in my new suit and hat."—Detreit Free Press, Mrs, Skinner—* Wasn't that sad about Mrs, Richman?” Mrs. Goode —* What?" Mrs, Skinner fer husband was drowned with his six-karat diamond stud on and his body cannot be found." —Jerwelers’ Week “It's a shame,” said the summer boarder, **for you to waste so much land on that pig- hen you might turn it into a beautiful ." ** Nay,” replied the farmer, who knew his business; ‘the pen is mightier than the sward."—PAiladelphta North American. BROADWAY, Cor. (ru St.” Fall Fashions Now On Sale IN ALL PRINCIPAL CITIES OF UNITED STATES AND CANADA. BROADWAY, Cor. 30tH St. It is now announced by the division of ento- mology at Washington that the melanolestes picipes is not itself ‘at all, but is the opsecoetes personatui. 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