Judge — September 2, 1899 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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Pasta, by Hatt - . JUDGE'S FAVORITES. LILLIAN: MADISON. Panseuse, you are far {rom slow Qn the light fantastic toe — Vou are supple as a wand of willow Ficet as foam on an ocean billow. While you win, snd take no chances, In yout auryetairy dances THE LATEST OUT. Mrs. Gurssacatn —"* What is the latest thing out in bathing-suits?” Gvessacatn —"* Well, I saw Penelope Bonds out in hers last night at ten- thirty.” A DIFFICULT MATTER. ETH had never before heard the frogs croak. ‘ Goodness!" she ex- claimed, “1 don't see how folks can understand them, they've got such awful brogues.” PROOF POSITIVE. Marie— Oh, there was such a dreadful beetle in my room last night ! As big as a mouse. A yellowish-brown thing—ugh! I chased. him half an hour.” Jack —" Um—it was an electric beetle, I guess.” Marie — \t must have been, for it ran like lightning A LESSON OF EXPERIENCE. Ss] TELL you.” said wise Bobbie, “a feller can't be too careful about scraping his skin off, ‘cause the paint under it’s real fre THE USUAL OUTCOME, Percy —" If I marry that girl it will be just like findi money ALcy—" Yes—in your sleep.” SYMPHONETIC, SS VHT is classical music?” you ask me, dear gir isa kind always puts a weak mind in a whirl You, hearing great symphonies, such is your lot, Must acknowledge you like if you like them or not, BENNY’S SYNONYM. +s BENNY,” said the pretty schoolma‘am, “you m me a synonym for the expression, ‘ He had an end in view “ He sees his finish,” replied Benny prompily. DOUBTFUL. Ethel— Does your father know of your engagement yet, May ENTING THE FRIENDSHIP. ‘May—" No; but | told him | meant to accept James Cassipy—"' When Dick Croker was over in England he done all he cud to incrase the if he offered himself, and he said he'd ‘be bless‘d if I did!" S00d-feeling thot England has for Amerikay Cosmic, How so?” So I know it will please him.’ Cassipy—** Whoy, he hasn't had a horse win yet and has lost five thousand pounds.” comicbooks.com