Judge — September 2, 1899 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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PUBLISHER ONCE A WEEK AT [HB JUDGE BUILDING. _ RMS TO SuascRraERS. * STATES AND CANADA I ADVANCE. ‘One copy, one year, or $3 numbers One copy, six months or 26 numbers = ‘Ose topy, for shirieen weeks == = faciudiog the Cwaistaas Joes. FOREIGN SUBSCRIPTIONS —Te alt Gi Sorcign countries im the postal union, $0.00 ‘year. $ Ho 2.9 135 Eunoraay saiss-actrrs—/nternational news company, Bream's building. Chancery lane, E. Ca London; Brentane's, avenue del Opera, Paris: Saarbachs mew exchange, Matas, Corner Fitth Aveave and Sixteeath Street, New York. [Circulation larger than any other carton weekly in the world. EW NOTICE TO PUBLISHERS.—The contents of Juoos are protected by copyright in both the United States and Great Britain. Lafringement of this copyright will be promptly and vigorously prosecuted. [F GORMAN attends the Democratic national convention he will feel like a fly in a bass drum. . DEWEY's PERFECT HEALTH is not surprising in view of the fact that all the world drinks to it. Wwe THE FILIPINOS and discuss the method of their government afterward, It is not judicious to get the cart before the horse. OUNT GREFFULE wants the princess Chimay pro- ————> nounced insane; but the fact that she has eloped with only one man is something in her favor. . o. EYLER thinks it not. impossible that’ Spain will have a revolu- tion, The man thinks that teparation for anything can be had only by whole- sale death thtough revo- lution, . WALDORF ASTOR can never be quite happy until he gets rid of his property in this.town, and perhaps the people of the town can never be quite happy until he dis- poses of it. . F IT IS TRUE, as al- leged,-that Colonel In- gersoll addressed a spirit- ual gathering-on the night following hi must have reached 4 state of certainty HIS JACKROSER as she throws it.’ death his views as to immortality ‘th great rapidity. ALEXANDER TROUP says he thinks he sees the finish of Admiral Dewey'as a Democratic candidate. If he had looked carefully he might have seen it some six months before it began. . Lt US HOPE that the Georgians who threaten the Mormon elders who are ptoselyting among them will not fill them with lead previous to hanging them. There is such a thing as going too far. oe THE FRENCH OFFICERS who have.been degraded by the minister of war have one consolation. They can’t.be degraded as much as Dreyfus was,or.as much as they have succeeded in degrading themselves. silese GARTER HARRISON and John P. Altgeld hate each other, but both have an affection for Bryan that will never die; and Bryan frequently remarks to himself that he could be happy with either were other dear charmer away. eee ‘The Chicago city directory contains one hundred and sixty-three thousand more names than any other book in the world. It js needless to say that a majority of the best people on earth are listed in it—Chicago Timer-Herald. JH™! Does the white man become good through the process of dying, too? lever marry a woman who has money. She will be forever throwing it up at you:” Well, that’s what I want. I don't care whether she throws it up or down, as long GLORY? ‘THE ASSAGAIN Of the president of San Domingo is a graduate of a Troy schodl‘and the husband of a Troy girl. We don't know that this is new glory to,this country, but it may turn out that the dead man =», Was a monster of tyranny and a filcher of the public funds. eens “TT HEL TRIUMPH of the confederates in the civil war would have meant the victory of the: Democratic party. The triumph of the Filipinos in their war would mean the same thing. Perhaps it isn’t worth while to ‘TOO GREAT A SACRIFICE. *y ' disgrace the country in order to give victory to the Democratic party. A GREAT LEGAL CRIME. HE FACT that Mrs. Maybrick is not guilty is of no importance in comparison with the shock that would follow a confession that British law had been guilty of a mistake. The dignity of the British courts must be sustained no matter how many innocent persons live and die in jail. : JUSTICE TO ALGER. MICHIGAN testifies to her affection and atimiration for Russell A. Alger. The reception accorded him was without politics, and appar- ently included every man, woman and child in the state. We should take it that if Mr. Alger wants a political vindication he can get it by a term in the national senate. OUR SUSAN. SUSAN B. ANTHONY dines with lords and ladies, counts and countesses, has supped with the queen, and will presently call on the princess of Wales, if that consummation has not already occur- _ red, We suspect a desire to ex- ercise her charms on the prince, also; and if she does she will hold her head so high that she will hitch her back hair to a “CONTEMPTIBLE ~ 2 COWARDICE. THRE DEMOCRATS of Maryland declare in convention against a large standing army in time of peace, and are sifent with regard to the Philippines. Can anybody reflect upon resolutions of that ‘kind without recalling the Democratic cowardice and the treason that prevailed + during the civil war? And if not actually treasonable, is it not contemptible? IDEAL. GOLD AND SILVER. T IS ANNOUNCED that the gold Democrats are anxious to join the Democratic majority, and that all they ask is.for the silver Democrats to make the currency question a secondary issue. Of course, the issue will be the same whether it comes first, second or last, and if it is half-hidden it will be as poisonous as if it were the most conspicuous thing; but the gold Democrats are lonesome and want company. A CURSE. IPLING wrote a curse of America that must remind him at this period of what a miserable little wretch he was at that time. The attitude of a man who shakes his fist.at the ocean is not heroic; and the writer Who tries to bespatter a continent with ink is not’ sublime. Kipling. when he first visited us had a vicious temper. He probably has learned since that it hurt him more than it hurt the United States of America. WE SHALL MISS HIM, ENEDICT ARNOLD and Judah P. Benjamin became British subjects quite naturally, having become excessively tired of being Americans and being in some fear that their blawsted country would hang them. Waldorf Astor has equally good reasons in a desire for a seat in parlia- ment and an ambition to fill the matrimonial vacancy arising from the death of Randolph Churchill, It is hard to lose him; but, as the jilted girl remarked of her sweetheart, “God bless him, let him go.” comicbooks.com