Judge — August 12, 1899 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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WHEN ALFRED AUSTIN SIAGS. Alfred ’s taken up his lyre : He has twanged the same once more. Once again we hear his cuckoo Call as it has called before : And his‘ maid with mien majestic” Lightly trips across the lawn, As she has to trip whenever Allred feels ‘em coming on {red sings again of sceptres, And of ** loftiest, longest reign "— fely mother,” ** widowed empress "— In the old familiar strain : gs again about the roses That come forth in June, as though magined that he had to. ‘Ise the roses wouldn't blow. red sings of ** loving subjects” And of ** glory" on the side; igs of “helms ” and sings of “ tridents. Sings of “‘island realms” and tide": sof ** good the greatest greatness,” Sings of ** loyal hearts that throb igs his little old songs over, ‘And they pay him by the job. odness mercy! Goodness gracious ! What would Alfred ever do ould they take his old stock figures And destroy them ere he knew? Could he sing on if June roses jot to blowing out in May? Cold he sing without his trident ‘Or his cuckoo—who shall say? E. Kiser in Chicago Times Herald. De Siegert’s Angostura Bitters, appetizer nd invigorator, imparts a delicious flavor to Mrs, Suburb—" Ob, my dear! that magnifi- cent watch-dog you brought home yesterday is gone.” Mr, Suburb—" Eh? Did be break the chain?” “Mrs, Suburé—"*No; but an ugly-looking tramp came around and acted so terribly that let the dog loose But instead of tearing the tramp to pieces he went off with him” Afr Suburé—"* Great snakes! it must have been the same tramp I bought him of."— New York Weekly. Ke gay and happy still” —Abbot's, the Original Angostura Bitters, gives the health hat insures happiness. Test the best tonic | Ail druggists and grocers. | “Why cid you change milkmen?" ‘2 Well, Idiscovered that the one I am taking milk from 1s. a nice, clear spring on his farm, while a other had nothing but a cistern."—CAreago att. PURE, REFRESHING, | ANTISEPTIC. For all-round hygienic excellence no cleansing agent compares with Packer’s 7 Tar Soap. THE CELEBRATED SOHMER HEADS THE LIST or THE HIGHEST GRADE PIANOS. | It is the favorite of the artists and the refined musical public. SOHMER & CO., Piano Manufacturers New York Warerooms, SOHMER BUILDING FIFTH AVENUE, COR. 220 STREET. | | ing her, and w: | panion | phia Record. and Quebec, connecting with the New York, Au ungallant man in the west sued a lady who bad rejected his suit and married another for the expenses incurred by him while court- s given damages by an equally ungallant jury. Which betrays a mercenary disposition in that region to tax women on the luxury hitherto conceded to them free, as an inalienable prerogative of their sex to break hearts.—Haltimore American. Fond mother (listening to baby’s cries)—) “What a sweet-toned voice she has, dear! She'll be a splendid singer. We must send her to Italy and have her voice cultivated.” Arutal| father —" Send her now.” — 7td- Bits. A wealthy gentleman, somewhat hard. of} hearing, had on his parlor-floor a fur rug of a little-known animal. "A guest, noticing it, said to his host, "* What kind of an animal does this skin belong to?” “Eh? Belongs to me!” answered the wealthy man — Vouth's Com- Casey—"* Oi hear thot Dinnis wuz caught be a premachoor explosion Wor he hurted any?” MeManus—" He wor, ‘They tell me thot wan ay his wounds is fatal, but th’ other two ain't dangerous an’ wull heal up quick.” —PAiladele The Quebec Central Railway is the favorite tourist and pleasure-travel line between New York and Quebec and between New England points and Quebec. Through Pullman palace- cars are run without change between Springtield New Haven’ and Hartford trains to and from New York. Through Pullman cars and solid| trains are run between Boston and Quebec, and through Pullman dining-room buifet car be- tween Portland and Quebec, passing through | the heart of the White mountains | THE SOUTHERN MUTUAL) INVESTMENT CO. 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We have been for a number of years person- ally familiar with the Sohmer piano, and believe | it has no superior in those excellent qualities | which make a perfect instrument. It is to be especially praised for its volume, richness and carrying-powers. No person can hear it played without being convinced of its superiority, Wage—"' L think there will be but little more| fighting at the front.” Wigg—"* Why, it won't be the fault of our soldiers, will it?" Wagg—| “Not exactly ; but they are having a hard time to find the front."—Cleveland Leader. The Columbia Bevel-Gear Chainless is pre-eminently the wheel for women. The picture shows its manifest advantages. Noth- ing to catch or soil the skirt; no unsightly chain guard to work loose and rattle; no sprockets to entangle guard lacings. There is n0 good reason why a woman as well as & man should not havo a bicycle of the highest efficiency — no. good reason why most women should not have a Columbia Chainless when wo sell Model 8! for $60 and Model 60 for $75. CHAIN WHEELS: Cclunbias, Hartfords and Vedettes, $25 to $60, POPE MFG. CO., Hartford, Conn. | ‘Troasers cazast sng nor battens poll of. Taaltloss ia Style. Quaranteed for service. The“ Endwell” model at Sects. The C.8C. sbebetereetmene ene ge tae 2 nec GHESTER $08 Mr. Stubb—" Maria, what was that tram; after that was preaching so loud in the yard?" Mrs, Stubb—"* He was alter dinner.” Mr. Stubb—"H'm! One of those after-dinner speakers, I suppose.” —Chicago News. 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