Judge — August 5, 1899 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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ARPBEwW BPAND RARITAN Es 25¢ Wat CLueTT.PEABODY & Co. . MAKERS HER TRIUMPH. not the brightest maiden in her class ; Exery other always stood above her there. they wondered how she ever came to pass, Not remembering, perhaps, that she was Mery was not the finest essay that was read ; She lad borrowed her ideas here and there. they cheered unto the echo what she said— she had precious little wit, but she was fair. They described the dainty costume that she re, Nor mentioned what the others had to wear. dull, as has been mentioned hereto re hat of that, as long as she was fair? Chicago Times- Herald, she w But Persons afflicted with dyspepsia, diarrhera, will find immediate relief and sure cure 1. Siegert’s Angostura Bitters. | women propose?” is a much-discussed question. AS they already dispose, the sug- arrangement is well calculated to make nen draw up resolutions about viewing things —Kochester Democrat, you must dress better.” you told me to economize" “Ves; tat Twas mistaken. Since you have been go- ing shabby five men have refused to lend me money."—Detroit Free Press. ‘ “Well, Prepare the system to endure summer heat by fortifying with Abbott's, the Original An- gostura Ititters, Itis announced that Admiral Dewey's favore ite drink is tea. Is this a desperate attempt to coert favor for Cousin George with the aunties? Courier-Journal, ral Brooke has made Spanish the official cof Cuba. If you go to Cuba you must repored to talk Spanish, but you may walk United states. — Utica Observer. eClub | aac LS | | MANHATTAN, MarrINt, WHISKEY. HOLtano Gin, Tom Gin, VeRrmouTH, And York. ACocktait Must Be | Coto To Be Goon; To Serve In Pearect Conoition. Pour | Over Crackeo Ice. | Not Sxaven) Stir Ano Strain Orr. | The next dictionary published will contain| many new words, among them the word ‘*hel- ava.” When a man takes on a ripe, luscious jag and knocks around town until three o'clock | in the morning, and then gets up with a head | like a molasses. barrel ard a breath like a slaughter-house, he always says he had a hel- ava time. The word is a good one, and should have a place in the dictionary.—drkansaw Thomas Cat. The Sohmer piano has successfully passed the most severe critical test by the highest mu- sical talent in the world. | Amanda,” said the husband of the soon-to- be-widowed ‘young wife, “ my last request is! that you will not let anybody know there is a large insurance on my life. I want you to live in undisturbed enjoyment of it for a few years at least."—Chicago Tribune, “This little poem, Scribbler, is very good ; but I don’t see why you give it such a strange title, What induced you to dub it “Adverb’?” “*Oh, that's for the purpose of influencing the editor, An adverb cannot be declined, you know." —Philadelphia Record. Prison visitor —* Wasn't it rather a cold blooded thing to do—shooting the man down while he was praying" Mountaineer—"1 had to do it, podner. If I'd let ‘im pray a little while longer he mought 0” won the Lord over! to his side. An’ then whar would I of ben?"— Indianapolis Journal, TOG w | ! ee 1) rh hl | ai i The Vital Question of Life Insurance is before every man who is at the head of a family or has others dependent upon him. A consideration of the policies issued by The Prudential will convince you of their unvarying liberality, their moderate cost, their satis- factory returns and their absolute safety. Write for information. The Prudential Insurance Company of America John P. Dryden President i i ~ PRUDEN at steenctH OF ClemacraR Zs £ eo THE CELEBRATED SOHMER HEADS THE LIST OF THE | . HIGHEST GRADE PIANOS. It is the favorite of the artists | and the refined musical public. SOHMER&CO., | Piano Manufacturers New York Warercoms, SOHMER BUILDING | for his having such a vacant expression.’ FIFTH AVENUE, COR, 220 STREET. WILL! | } ‘Tne J.B, WitttaMs Co,, Glastonbury Conn. Dear Sirs T enck city yesterday. While a picture taken by me in oue of the leading barber shops in this aitiog “my turn," the old gentleman in the chair entered and asked if he could be shaved. Being told that he could, he asked what soap they used, ai said if they didn’t use WILLIAMS’ Soap he would fo elsewhere. nd had. used nothing but. Wi ‘many years ago his face had been bad! was used, and he had suffer niuety-three hislife, That So-called cheap soa} and went to one where WILLIAMS’ Soa years old, He stated that he w: ILLIAMS" Soap for more than half poisoned in a shop, where one of the agonies. He at orice quit that shop was always used, Since then he had fought shy of all barbers who did not use “WILLIAMS SOAP." ‘Very Respectfully, J. W. UnQumAanr, Detroit, Mich. MORAL: Protect yourself by insisting that your barber uses WILLIAMS’ SHAVING SOAP. Accept no substitute from deal- ers if you shave yourself. Williams’ Soaps are sold all over the world. Depots: London, ‘Our pastor is very liberal, but he doesn't deny the scripture account of the fall of man.” “*No?” ‘No, He admits Eve ate the apple, but holds she was caused to do so by a microbe rather than a serpent."—Detroit Journal, She (alter some not infrequent domestic di turbance)—"* I have nothing to say, Keziah. He I see, my dear ; but—eh "—— She— “But what, Keziah?” "/e—" Oh, nothing ; except that I am amazed to realize that you don’t follow your usual custom under such cir- cumstances and say it."— Aichmond Dispatch. “Curious, isn't it, how his features are al- ways moving?” ‘Yes. Perhaps that accounts Ally Sloper. “ Mrs, Perkins said if we made her president she would resign from the club.” "Well?" “Then she resigned because she didn’t get but ‘one vote." —Chicago Reco: THE J. B. WILLIAMS COMPANY, Glastonbury, Conn. Sunday-school teacher est man, Johnny?” Teacher —* That's. rigl was the strongest_ man? Teach Wrong ; but what reason have you for believing Jonah’ was the strongest man?” Willie—" Cause the whale couldn't hold him after it got him down."—Chicago News. “1 firmly believe,” she said, ‘that woman should have the right to propose.” *' Of course, if woman proposes,” he replied, ‘she would give an engagement-ring and other presents instead of ‘receiving them” ‘On second thought,” she answered, ‘* perhaps it would be better not to change existing conditions.” — Chicago Post. “Who was the wis. Jeweler —"1 should think a minister would prefer a diamond stud to a silver tobacco-jar.” Klondike Bill—" Mister, if he preached just once ina biiled shirt he'd get a bullet in it from every member of the congregation."— Jewelers’ Weekly. GOES ECZEMA CURE Eee etem Con ehcvelasd, 0 for acceptable Ideas. State If patented. CAS! ‘THE PATENT 2ECOZD, Baltizere, Md. Established 1823. WILSON WHISKEY. That’s All! ‘THE WILSON DISTILLING CO., Baltimore Ma. 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