Judge — July 29, 1899 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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ude THEY ARE HAPPY. ae UR German fellow. citizens who own com-fields are never homesick in the autumn.” remarked Bunting “ How is that?” asked Larkin * Because theit fodder- land ison theirown farms.” ADJUSTED TO EN- VIRONMENTS, Warwick— Statistics show that families in New York are smaller than any- where else in the country. What do you suppose is the cause Wickwire— The fact TUS SR THING. that so many New=Vork- Miss SumamitT—* What a pity one can’t play golf in winter.” ers are compelleg.to live Miss Patisape—'* What difference does that make? We can talk about it.” in flats, THE SIMPLER PLAN. Jack — "Yes, the nobleman she eloped with turned out to be bogus, and it cost her fifty thousand dollars to get rid of hi ETHeL—"' The foolish thing! She could have bought him a title for ten thousand.” ONE PERFECT MAN. THERE was one perfect man in life; I doubt it, but so claims my wife. And every day she tells it me— “Twas her first husband, so says she. THE RULE OF THREE. = Teacher—" obby, you may give me an ROT example of the rule of three. Poet—" I lived three weeks on that last poem of mi peated heb t habeas tani Bobby—" ‘The emperor of China, the dow= PorT—" Oh, no; but he threw me down six flight of stairs and I spent three weeks in the hospital.” ager empress and Li Hung Chang.” GOOD RAISERS. Tenpexroor—* What do you raise around here principally, my good fellow?” Bronco Bui—' Whiskers, hair and hides, cattle on the ranges, and tenderfoots in poker-games !"