Judge — June 24, 1899 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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They sawed off his arms and his legs, | ‘They took out his jugular vein, They put fancy frills on his lungs, And they deftly extracted his brain. ‘Twas a triumph of surgical skill Such as never was heard of till then ; ‘Twas the subject of lectures before Conventions of medical men ‘The news of this wonderful thing Was heralded far and wide; i But as for the patient there's nothing to say, Excepting, of course, that he died. —Publie Health Journal. he best appetizer and regulator of the di- gestive organs is Dr. Siegert’s Angostu ters. Be sure to get the genui Try it. Crags—"* Did you tell Simpers you thought Iwas a man without any balance?” Butts— “Well, I naturally inferred that if you had a nce you would draw on it for the amount you owe me."—Philadelphia North American Abbott's, the Original strengthen’ weaken one feel * Angostura 1 I physical forces — * good as new Chica; alittle is not Weekly. icoman—* My dear, isn't your watch st?” Boston woman (severcly}—"* It s only a little premature.""—/ereelers" ** One thing is certain,” says a con! sdward Atkinson will never be for office on his war record" But he ought to | be able to doa fine lot of running on his friend Aguinaldo’s war record —Courser-Journal, mporary, ble to run ‘The most disgusted wanderer in the’elysian fields at this moment must be the man wh started to commit suicide in Rye lake, repented of his rashness, but died of exposure after he had crawled out of the water — Buffalo Ex- pres me time ago, on a day set apart for humil- | ion and prayer, a Gateshead manufacturer | offered to pay his workmen their wages on con- dition that they attended church. ‘To this they readily agreed. Shortly before evening service one of the employés called at his employer's residence and told the servant he wished "to. ¢ the master” ‘Now, Jack, what do you ant?” “Well, sor, me and ma myets hev been taking the thing ower, and we'd like to knae if'we gan to chorch the nect de we get overtime for't?"—Spare Moments, ing worried by never done anythi be apprehensive.” man who is ex take back-talk.’ y investigation. You have g- You have no reason to “Ves, T have. Iam the .cted to ask the questions and Washington Star, Myrtilla—" Let me explain. basket. you, Mr. Ambrose. ‘The object, you know “Tdon’t see why you should talk about be- | ‘The lady barbers on exhibition in an eastern | Hard colds seem to be epidemic in high life museum took offense because somebody sent | just at present, Lady Curzon, wile of the In- up a note on which was written, “*1 don't be- | dian viceroy, is suffering, from influenza; and lieve your female barbers could shave a baby in| even the sultan has been obliged to cough up seven minutes, let alone a man with real whisk- | the price of those damages in the property of ers.” Certainly they could not. The baby | American missionaries during the Armenian wouldn't allow it —he's a shaver himself.—| riots. Albany Argus. Rochester Herald. — Mande —" You wouldn't know my fiance! “*T understand they fell out the day after now if you met him." Veli—"* Why, has he |they were married.” “Yes ‘The “news changed so much as that?" Mande—"* That | Papers gave a column to their wedding, and isn't it exactly. me-np. they disputed as to whether it was because of the prominence of his family or hers."—De- froit Journal. Vve changed him."—/ick ** Well,” said the mother of the family, ** ball-game must be over through the back alley.” ** ‘Through the back alley?” echoed the caller. ** Then th belongs to must have lost the game. ion He always comes home that He's the umpire. ly. "the Here comes Hiram hey say that Iam on the fence,” said the clubwoman ; “but Lam not. I didn't attend the meeting because I didn't want to take either side" And she couldn't understand why her husband grinned like a Cheshire cat at the mark.—Wew York Evening Sun. Ur. Ambrose—" Oh, 1 understand the object, Miss Myrtilla, The object is to hit some in: nocent bystander who has on twenty-dollar eye- glasses." —Chicago Record. THE CELEBRATED SOHMER HEADS THE LIST oF THE HIGHEST GRADE PIANOS. 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