Judge — June 17, 1899 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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(eeeeemltHiE PREVIOUS QUESTION, Henrietta—In traveling costume, gloves in hand. John Evans—In street dress, hat on table near his elbow. * But, Henrietta, how can I answer that question ?* * Answer it as it is—as you really feel about it.” * But it is so impossible to answer.” “A lover! You, John Evans, call yourself a lover and you cannot answer a question affecting deeply your mis- tress’s happiness ?” “ But, my dear, if you will insist "— “I do insist. Here am I, the woman you say you love, parting from you for goodness knows how long and going to travel for her health, which you profess to be solicitous of, and you decline to answer the simplest of questions. 1 will put it to you once more.” (In mock solemnity.) “ Do you wish me to be perfectly happy while I am gone?” HUMANE If ladies must wear birds in their hats we suggest a design that even the Audubon society could wear. be, knowing I was left here without even the know!- edge that my ring was on your finger >" * But now you are becoming the questioner.” nswer my question. Could you knowing I was unhappy >" = , aie! No fair!" h i) a Np SSS.) “Yeees! But he won't even answer me whether ES 5 he wants me to be perfectly happy or not—and he says he loves me Shall we cry quits, then?” COMPLETELY UPSET. Cumso—* The theory that diet moulds the char- acter is completely upsct by statistics from Paris. IT SPOKE FOR 1" about? ; Casey —" Phat's thot shtuff yure eatin’, perfesser ?" Cumso : one hundred thousand idea ee near raat. pounds of sna id yet the people of Paris Casev—" Limburger, Well, be hivins! Oi undershtand now what Foley meant whin he said are considered fast. ‘ thot yez Dutch were shtrong in yure likes an’ yure dislikes,” “ With limitations on the word ‘ perfectly,’ yes” “ With no limitations whatsoever.” Oh, are you a lady or a tiger? Which door leads to peace ?” her — perhaps.” ‘ I can't wish you unhappy an instant, Henrietta, and yet “Yet you can’t wish me always —no, perfectly — happy ? “Certainly 1 can wish you always "— ~ Perfectly 2” No.” So you would deny me some happiness 2” “Um—no.” “Then you do wish me to be perfectly happy “Ye-es, I think so. That is the better of the two. “You would best take your ring, then” (drawing it off and offering it), ‘as it might remind me of you and mar the perfection of my happiness.” “ But, Henrietta!" “ But what ?” “Do you want to for- get me?” “ That was not the ques- A CAPRICIOUS INFANT. tion. The question was, do Mas Newiyweo—"'So baby cried while I was out and you didn't know what he re want z tance me to) be perfectly _ UNCLE BOURBON (of Kewtuchr)—* Exactly. niece; and I don't believe he knows himself. sal bes T tried him on ten-year-old whisky, three-star brandy, and some applejack that A STAG RACKET. “1 know, but could you I put up myself; but I'm darned if he seemed to know just what he did want comicbooks.com