Judge — May 27, 1899 — page 7: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Thistledown Baking-powder company—Gentlemen : Kind- ly send me a case of your baking-powder. The biscuits I make with it are so light that my boys use them for kites. Very truly _ yours, Mrs. B. I. Giver. NO APPARENT REASON. ++ JOH!” ejaculated the Kohack philosopher a trifle sarcastically, when his niece had begun to breathe regularly again, “I could never see the reason for all the whoop and hooraw that women invari- ably make over mice. I have lived a good many years in this world of trials, and have seen all sorts of misfortunes happen to all kinds of people; but I have never yet seen or heard of a mouse ketchin’ a woman. :-Now don’t you think it is about time for women to show a Fy re ee “ eas 1 .. HE KNEW THE DIFFERENCE, little judgment and cease to wake sensible men out of their afternoon Pastas ; : e ¢3 . . a Teacner—** Now, Tommy, tell me the difference between the belief of the naps with’ Injun yells and Fee-jee war-dances jest b’cuz 4 tiny, half * Universalists (who believe there is no bad place) and the Methodists.” starved mouse happens to flit behind the book-case ?” Tomay—" There's a hell of a difference.” \ Liat UNTMATOON A USE FOR ALL THINGS. CooKx—"* Put tripe on the bill-of-fare for to-day.” BLONDIE, THE HEAD WaITER—" Tripe?” Coox—" Yes; the boss has just busted another bicycle-tire.” comicbooks.com