Judge — May 27, 1899 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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CULTIVATING A WEAK- NESS. +S HATEWEEL has a most un- pleasant nature.” “ What has he done now?” “He has had his flower-garden laid out Th the form of a bicycle, the beds representing the tires, and he spends all his spare time viciously puncturing them with a rake and oth- er implements.” TO HELEN GOULD, BY Mtpas' hand of old All things were changed to gold ; The alchemy of thine Makes gold a thing divine. PLAUSIBLE. Jaggles—" Why is there so niuch A GREAT BORE. divorce among theatrical people?” Don’t you waltz, Mr. Gimlet ?* Waggles—" | suppose it's because Mr. Giser —" Bless you, no! If I'did I. should ; icon bore the floor full of holes." there is so much marriage. 'S WORLD'S FAIR. No, XIX.—PRINCESS OF BAGDAD, Not in “Arabian Nights,” nor Om: Tmet thee, at whose sigh the muses throng. Asin the prime of good Haroun Alraschid : He loved thee, and he never could do wrong. I dreamed thy face, as though T had not seen; Theard thee sing, a Circe spell, I ween, Not in “Arabian Nights.” nor Omar's song— And yet, and yet, it might as well have been, GIVING THE HOUSEKEEPER A DIG. MB. FUSSBY was under the bed, pawing and grumbling. “What are you doing, dear?” asked Mrs. F. * Digging for gold,” he snorted. “ The dust B foot deep under here, and my collar-button 's in it.’ don’t know how ter git his own livin’.” SELDOM THE CASE. **\ZHERE do you say you ob- tained this important news?" 2 “From a close friend of the president.” “It is very strange that the close friends of the president keep their mouths so open.” TO A DAISY. DEAR little dew-eyed daisy, trem. bling so, Wherefore so sad and fearful?— tell me true. Ah, your unspoken secret well I know, For I've a sweetheart who's a daisy, too. Lm FAIRCHILD, FOOLED THE WHEEL. = Algy —" Why, ye say that ye —— wode fifty miles to-day? Your cy- HE WANTED COMPANY. clometer only wegisters twenty- LOST HIS TEMPER. lo, whale five.” ' Vell, what is it, in there 2” “holly —" cathe yez out of a j JONAN (lasinnatinglhy-—"* Say, old cian? you | CAMO" AW. Yess sheoce ney DENNIS —** Shure, Oi fell off of a nine-shtory buildin’ yister- couldn't swallow a nice mermaid to help me pass the Miles, but I wode it in half the time, gay an’ Oi got mad an’ quit” time, could you?” dontcherknow.” Terrence—"Aw, go on! ith the hed)—'* Yer not workin’, Dinnie, Are Yer too sinsitive.”” comicbooks.com