Judge — May 13, 1899 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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[ere comes re czar.” American (efiantly)—"* I raise my at fo no potentate on earth, Tam an Amer an freeman, sir, born within the shadow @ Russian officer (struck with a bright ea)—"* The czar is_very rich. cuumbly raising his hat)—"* Why didn’t you y so before ?’—New York Weekly. ‘As T understand it,” said the heathen, propose to civilize me?" ** Exactly so." ** You \ean to get me out of habits of idleness and teach me to work?” ** That is the idea.” ‘And ven lead me to simplify my methods and i ent things to make my work lighter?” ** ‘And next I will become ambitious to get rich, » that | won't have to work at all?” “* Natu: ally.”” * Well, what's the use of taking such a oundabout way of getting just where I start- J? I don't have to work now."— Washington REE ooooeS When you smoke a pipe, fou smoke economically! hen you do smoke a pipe:—smoke only Yale Mixture A Centlemais Smoke in it and you will always have a cool, sweet, satis~ factory smoke. For sale everywhere. MANHATTAN, MARTINI, WHISKEY, HOLLAND GIN, Tom Gin, Vermouth, ANo York. | ACocxtait Must Be Serve In Perrect Conoition, Pour raguartal Over Crackeo Ice, (Not Sxaven) Stir Ano Strain Orr. “Our church-choir has been having another fight, and about half of them have failen out.” “And now I suppose there'll be another call for volunteers."— Philadelphia Bulletin, ‘The musician or artist who buys a Sohmer piano gets an instrument that is a work of art and the result of many years’ hard study and labor. As she drew nearer to the altar and beheld the man of her choice awaiting her there a hor- ible doubt assailed her, ‘*Is it that he really loves me, after all?” she asked herself. Cer- tainly, did he love her as her fond heart hoped he ought now to be looking more scared than that. "Ah, but it was too late to recede.— De. froit Journal, New Service from New York to Points on Nor- Tole and Western Railroad, via Lynchburg. 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