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WHEN THE WORLD'S ALL RIGHT. ‘The world ’s all right when the green is on the meadow ‘And you're dreaming in the blossoms—where ‘the maple throws its shadow ; When you bear the thrush’s music in the wood- lands dim and sweet, ‘And the daisies are a carpet for the fall of fairy feet. Then the world ’s all right In the blossoms and the light, With a gold sun in the morning and golden stars at night. The world's all right when the sky is blue above you, And the violets seem to whisper in the garden ways, We love you When the river ripples musi singing way, And the lilies are like altars where the winds kneel down to pray. on its seaward, ‘Then the world ’s all right In the blossoms and the light, With a gold sun in the morning and golden stars at night. —Frank L. Stanton in Atlanta Constitution, Take no substitute—there is no ‘just as 1,07 if anything better” when Abbott's, the inal Angostara Bitters, have the call. Sold Jruggists and grocers. O: by jopGe publishes an effective cartoon showing the Cuban, assembly throwing mad at Gomes y has fought thirty years for Cuban free- Yon, and. retalls the fact that even George Washington was abused vilely by his country- men. If Gomez will be patient he will have the cordial recognition from Cubans that he has received already from the world at large.— Rochester Post Express, “ [guess you have got me,” said the small politician, who had been pretty well convicted of taking’ bribe of four dollars and eighty- eight cents and three cigars. “*I have only fone request to make,” ** What is that 2” asked the not altogether remorseless reporter. © "I should like to have the affair referred to as a terrible exposé, with the French accent, please.” —Indianapolis Journal PURE, REFRESHING, ANTISEPTIC. For all-round hygienic excellence no cleansing agent compares with Packer’s But notice the Sus- pender. 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That yellow streak which the observers on Mars can now see traversing a portion of this continent in a southwesterly direction is the Ohio river.—Chicago Tribune. ** Tse," said the farmer, ** that you have m wrote up as the proud father of a new girl Yes," said the editor of the country paper, jons of fat chickens and apples by the bushel floating before his mental vision, ‘* Seems to! me,” continued the farmer, "that ‘resigned’ would have been a better word than ‘proud.’ She's the ninth. innati Enguirer, The old myth has it that Prometheus, having stolen fire from heaven, was bound toa rock in Tartarus, where a vulture eternally eats his vitals. Of course this is all figurative. Pro- metheus stands for man in general. Man pro- cured fire from heaven, doubtless from the sun. The ultimate result was the chafing-di: Any. body who has ever partaken of a chafing. “igh | Welsh rarebit will recognize at once the singu- lar felicity of the notion of a vulture eating his vitals.—Detroit Journal, Mabel—““Are you going to return the poor fellow's ring?” Florence (who has just broken T haven't decided. I sup- pose he'll propose to you now, and I thought U'd just hand it over to you to save bother."— her engagement) —"* Philadelphia North American. ** You can’t place any dependence on a wo- man’s word,” moodily remarked the young man “OF course you don't Oh, yes, I do,” said the mar- * My wife has been threatening to’ leave me for ten years.""—Boston Transcript, who had beet believe that?" ried man. jilted. = IS’ PERFECTION. {We will send on receipt of 10c. @ sample to any address. Catalog free. SURBRUG Gentlemen, this is one of the most danger- ous experiments known to science. 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