Judge — April 29, 1899 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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Miss EsMRRELDA JACKSON—"" Goodness! how han’some dat Mr. Jonsing “d be ef he wus on’y a little blonder.”” A PARENTAL PHENOMENON. ++] SUPPOSE,” inquired a bystander, “that your baby is beginning ay some rather cute things “No,” replied Mr. Kidby Nupop; “his remarks are place. In fact, most of the things he says are pure drivel.”” Mr. Nupop had long been known as a very eccentric man, but his sanity had never before been doubted. Now that the chainless wheel has been invented, but one thing more What's that ? May—"‘A boneless man.” HIS OPINION OF IT. +6 JAY GREEN seems to think he's consider’ble smart,” remarked Josh Medders; but 1 don’t know so much about it, myself. Devver tell ye about how he gave himself ; eal oo away the time he went up to the aide Cine, CUCK CO = No te leadia’ dielosteick: Til —-—— city with me an’ seen the first street- JGR: Bat Blin 18: 06: wagon,. svi ge: cans: ’ = sprinkler he'd ever set eyes on?” ‘i | : “No,” returned Abner Apple- THE WARNINGS OF HISTORY. | en dry, “What did he do?” Uncle Ephraim—" This here imperialism is a | q Aw! He jabbed me in the dangerous, a fatal, policy. It was annexation of iL ribs an’ says he, good an’ loud, territory that made Rome f pnas A *Great’ ginny, Josh! there's one o' Uncle William — That's right. If Rome | Leee , thant taint atakinmmachinesl weve hadn't annexed nothin’ there wouldn't have been a been readin’ about.” nothin’ ter fall.” | : OME people take a good deal of trouble to save themselves work. 2, THR ostRIcH—" This is nice—something to eat, and ZED very choice, too.” \ocati wpe : CME A SURE SIGN. HEN the servant-girl turns up her nose At the house-cleaning under way, Giving notice to leave, as she laughs in her sleeve At your mention of extra pay— It is May. THE STATE OF BACH- ELORHOOD. Maid—* Bachelorhood must be an ideal state.” Bachelor—"1 suppose so; 8 Cuter Cuckoo—"' Holy smoke! ef he ain't done eat FULL OF ve LIGHT. it is not in the union.” imy load ob cans.” comicbooks.com