Judge, 1899-04-29 · page 14 of 16
Judge — April 29, 1899 — page 14: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising and promotional content** for Judge magazine, not satire or political cartoons. The main advertisements are: **Schlitz Beer** claims to be "pure" and healthful, distinguishing itself from "bad beer" that makes you bilious—a common early 1900s pitch using pseudo-scientific health claims. **Pears' Soap** advertises similar purity benefits, claiming no harmful alkali. **Mariani Wine Tonic** promotes itself as beneficial for "body, brain and nerves," noting papal and royal endorsements—a common marketing tactic for patent medicines of this era. The page also announces **Leslie's Weekly illustrations** covering contemporary topics: American naval expansion (the Wilmington in Brazil), General Lawton's military campaign in the Philippines, and war photography from the Philippine-American War. The single editorial quote satirizing Cuban soldiers receiving "hundred dollars" may mock post-Spanish-American War compensation, but the page is overwhelmingly commercial rather than satirical.
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Beer that is Healthful The main difference between good beer and bad beer is in the after effects—not the taste. You discover part of that difference. You notice, for one thing, that pure beer—Schlitz Beer—doesn’t make you bilious. But the main difference goes unnoticed. Pure beer is good for you; bad beer is unhealthful. But both effects are so gradual that you may not know what has caused them. Yet two things are certain. First, pure beer is the right beer—purity is far more important than you think. Second, Schlitz beer is pure beer. Its reputation for purity is of 50 years’ standing, and it will be forever maintained. What purity means to you, and how extreme are the measures by which we attain it, are told in our book. Please send for it. DICTIONARY FREE—We will send you a s-page up-to-date Webster Pocket Dictionary. upon receipt of a two-cent stamp to pay postage. Address, SCHLITZ, Milwaukee, Wis. In Recognition of Benefits Received from N MARIA MARIANI WINE TONIC FOR BODY, BRAIN ano NERVES Seeciat Otte - To all whowrile us mention- Ing.(his paper, we send @ book containing por- lraits and endorsemetts Of EMPERORS, EMPRESS, Suished personages. MARIAN & Co., 52 Wesr 15™"Sr NEWYORK. FOR SALE AT ALL DRUGOISTS EVERYWHERE. AVOID SUBSTITUTES, BEWARE OF IMITATIONS. jthere are better ways to honor a hero than by throwing thousands of his fellow-countrymen out of work for a day.—Pailadelphia Ledger. | ment began I lost my head."—Baltimore Jew AWARDS GOLD MEDAL © PRINCES. CARDINALS, ARCHBISHOPS, ANA other aistin- ers. This is running the trust movement into the ground.— Buffalo Express. enjoy country life.” fellows owe the amount of the mortgages. — Augusta (Georgia) Herald, the shame of getting cheated in a horse-trade. —Rochester Union, — and Miss van Dyke nowadays?" Jack (gloom- There is a growing popular sentiment that; 9 It is a wonderful soap that takes hold quick and does no harm. No harm! It leaves the | skin soft like a baby’s; no | alkali in it, nothing but soap. The harm is done by alkali. Still more harm is done by not washing. So, bad soap is better than none. What is bad soap? Im. perfectly made; the fat and alkali not well bal- anced or not combined. What is good soap?’ Pears’. There is to be a combination of coffin-mak- ‘A Michigan man has been telling “ how to It's easy. Let the other Few men of spirit are able to bear up under Tom—* What are the relations between you ily)—"* Her father and mother, hang it!"— | Harvard Lampoon, | “What grounds have you for asking a pen- ston?" Applicant—"* Why, when the engage- ish Comment. OP ROME! waken'y 24 pert Kerape | ww Pitta FAI & loag w! be kno jthere is SMITE fe c “What,” asks the Washington Port, ** will the Cuban soldier do after his hundred dollars is gone?” Perhaps he will pull off another dis- bandment,— Courier-Journal. All sorts of stores sell it, especially drusiusts all sorts of people use tt. LeguesAalessy Important Illustrations in This Week’s Issue. MAKING OUR FLAG KNOWN IN NEW REGIONS. ‘The Gun-boat Wilmington is now steaming up the Orinoco, in Brazil, to a point three those! miles from the delta, being the first to carry our ensign in that portion of the world. ADVANCE OF GENERAL LAWTON’S TROOPS ON SANTA CRUZ. His force of fifteen hundred men was transported across Laguna de Bay, in the Philippines, is twenty canoes, towed by Armed Tugs and convoyed by three Gun-boats. THE HORRORS OF THE WAR IN THE PHILIPPINES DISCLOSED BY THE CAMERA. Remarkable Photographs taken on the Scenes of Strife by the War Artist of Lest.ir’s Werstt, specially for that publication. — Wounded “Soldiers utilizing the Church of San Pein Macati as a Hospital.—Company E, of the South Dakota Volunteers, while they at Engaged in a Warm Fight with the Filipinos.—Company K, of the South Dakota Ve unteers, Fighting in their Trenches near the Old Chinese Cemetery, East of Caloocan - Brigadier-General Harrison G. Otis and his Staff, in Active Duty before Caloocan, Fe ruary Sth.—Slaughter of the Insurgents, Dead Bodies of thirteen Filipinos killed in thet Headquarters in the Tondo District, Manila, February 23d. — Utah Battery in the Trenches before Caloocan, operating Captured Spanish Nordenfeldt Cannon.—The Buree! Tondo District of Manila, as it appeared on the 24th of February. —An old man kill! while picking chickens in the Insurgents’ Headquarters, Tondo District, Manila, dareg ino Outbreak.— Dead Insurgents just as they fell, behind a Rice-field Terrace. # Santa Ana, February gth.—Nebraska Volunteers’ Camp, three miles East from Masia near the Water-works, THE FAMOUS ENGLISH STRONGHOLD, THE FORTRESS OF GIBRALTAR THE UNITED STATES CRUISER RALEIGH. | The first of Dewey's Famous Fighting Fleet to return to the United States from Mav la fur —Captain ** Jo” Coghlan, Commander of the Kaleigh. Secure a copy of any newsdealer or on any train. Price, 10 cents, WATCH THIS SPACE EACH WEEK! Faris-41 Boulevard Haussinanh, LONDON-83MOIimer St. Monlreal-87 StSames St, MONTEBELLO BRUT 1880—Finest and oldest Champagne on the market. comicbooks.com