Judge — April 22, 1899 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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Never accept a woman's challenge to a jest. ‘That calls for a sense of humor on both sides. And many women are lacking in the social in- stinet which enables one to tell where a joke ceases to bea joke. At that point bad manners begin.—New York Zvmning Sun, COLUMBIA HARTFORD ; * You say that you were n tne sa: th i -d to in thi and VEDETTE | |complaine?” iviesret was, sie" Law: Did you take cognizance of the bar- BICYCLES | keeper at the time?" 1Mitness—* T don't kn $75 » $25 what he called it, but I took what the rest did. | — Boston Courier. Our 1899 models embody more im- There are many domestic imitations of the Angostura Bitters, all more or less harmful. ‘The only genuine is imported from South America, manufactured by Dr. J. G. B. Sie- gert & Sons, ** How did you get your overcoat away from | your uncle?" “* spouted my bicycle.” ‘* Didn't you get your bicycle out of pawn in the spring by hocking your overcoat?” ‘Certainly, It takes an astute financier to get the most out of his assets."— Pittsburg Chronicle, provements of direct practical value to the rider than were ever before offered by any manufacturer in a sin- gle season. When a Filipino prisoner is disarmed and turned loose outside of the American lines he |doesn’t know whether to feel grateful at not | being murdered, or angry at not being furnish- ed with free board and lodging.—Rechester Democrat, Ask any Columbia dealer for catalogues, book: lets, folders, ete., or write to us, enclosing cent stamp. POPE MFG. CO., Hartford, Conn. Perfection in Bottled Al——EVANS’ LesesAulcexy CULMINATION OF THE SAMOAN DIFFICULTIES. The Samoan Rebels attacked the United States and British Consulates on March rsth, where- upon the United States Cruiser Philadelphia and the British Cruisers Porpoise and Royalist bombarded Apia, the Capital, and other Seacoast ‘owns for more than a week. The Ger- man Cruiser Falke, anchored near by, took no part in the Action, THE GAY PANORAMA OF LIFE IN HAVANA. The Crowd during the early Afternoon walking under the Arcade near the Hotel Centre of the Cuban Capital, TRYING TO HELP THE FILIPINOS. ‘The Spanish Steamer Mundara, suspected of being a Filibuster, captured by the United States Gun-boat Yorktown, in the Gulf of Liugayeu, not far from Manila, THE DESPERATE FIGHT AT CALOOCAN, NEAR MANILA, Battery D, of the famous Utahs, shelling the Filipinos at Caloocan.—The Fili- pino Commissioners delivering. the written Surrender of Vasig to Briga- dier-general King and Staff. Gen- eral King indicated by an X marked over Him.—Insurgents killed in the ‘Trenches in Santa Ana Suburb, Feb ruary 8th, by the Idaho and Washing. ton Volunteers,— Insurgent Block- house captured February gth by the Utah Battery and Montana Volunteers, near Caloocan — ‘A Small.pox Hospital in the Suburbs of Manila —Third Artillery acting as Infantry in the Trenches before Caloocan, February 8th. At the Front are a Number of Company I, Minnesota Volunteers, who slipped out to the Firing-line, eager for a Hot Time —Company K relieving Company D, Montana Volunteers, in the Trenches near Caloocan, February gth.—Advance Scouts of the California Volunteers, with Lieutenant-colonel Du Bose, waiting for the Filipiao Peace Commissioners from Pasig to cross the River with Papers of Surrender, Secure a copy of any newsdealer or on any train, Price, 10 cents. WATCH THIS SPACE EACH WEEK! HISHOLINESS POPE LEO Xil AWARDS GOLD MEDAL In Recognition of Benefits Received from N MARIA MARIANI WINE TONIC FOR SALE AT ALL ORUGGISTS EVERYWHERE. AVOIDSUBSTITUTES, BEWARE OF [MUTATIONS Paris-91 Boulevard Haussmann, LONDON-E3MorlimerSt. MOntreal-B7 S1-Sainesse, x A FEW SUGGESTIONS FOR SPRING MILLINERY. : The Golf Hat, The Rabbit. The Bill Hook. Punch, The Apple - Pie. aivgreet| GENUINE GUYOT SUSPENDERS jopor's Limmany !* Yor sale bere oo rece | | IS Fegan everd betes or ample pair wot, poeta pt ul Spr fan See! OSTHEIMER BROS., 621 Broadway, New York, | itics. i trousers bagring. and have absotately indestrottsble comicbooks.com