Judge — April 15, 1899 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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The Hot Springs women are becoming great} geniuses in making fillings for sandwiches ham, and the only known improvement was to. di spread mustard on it. pay ‘at the filling in a sandwich as to the in- | side of a pie with the cover on. the use of Dr. Siegert’s Angostura Bitters. Don't accept an imitation. AMrs.Amsterdam * How Willie has grown . 2 isn’t it wonderful ‘Mrs Amsterdam - he’s larger than his father’ Mrs Columbus—" Ves, indeed. 1 have to make over Willie's clothes for his father | now."— Yonkers Statesman. ar a u Abbott's, the Original Angostura Bitters, builds vp brain and body tissue. At grocers gists u and dr She isa little tot, but old enough to ask ques- tions. Kecently she was out riding with her mother, and in passing a field noticed several | cows grazing. "Say, mamma,” said she, “do cows ever blow their horns?” "Whereupon the mother neatly fainted.— Elmira Gazette. t ' A Wisconsin man claims to have invented a perpetual-motion machine and has gone to Washington to have it patented. He will find small encouragement there. A considerable number of orators in Washington have been operating perpetual-motion machines success- faly for years.— Buffalo Express. Adopt this Measure tor 4g Pleasure THE cYCLOMETER fe the acknowledged stand- rd whose merit has overcomeall others—t one perfect distance recorder for bicycles. A! fled into the night. Kear in mind, if you please, wrimber of years ago every sandwich contained | that all crime was now disease, merely, and all | ” Now it is as difficult to ceived in the cellar-window where he tried to Everything | ing devices and endeavored to avoid it. poes. from nuts to orange-peel —Ardansaze fortune was against him Nothing contributes more to digestion than'| freit Journal, what Cook's Imperial Champagne, extra dry, is performance. it is always best to look on the bright side of | would probably have carried on if you had ar- | cago News. man, people would much rather hear things nal, “Curse me luck!" hissed the burglar, and isease the work of germs. ‘I'he burglar per- nter one of the latest electric automatic spray- Bor A click in the dark, A steadfast growth of half a century tells Gold medal, world’s fair. 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