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T have never been a-whaling where the foaming billows sweep : Thave never cut the blubber from the monster of the deep; But I've tender recollections of those days in boyhood’s spring - When mother did the whaling and I did the blubbering. —L. A.W. Bulletin, Dr. Ball's Cough Syrup ts a great medicine of intrinsic worth. “It removes a cough oF cold quick- ly. and cures severe throat and lung affections in an asionishingly short ume, Sold by all drugaists for only 25 cents. “Yes, he had it bad. Went round arguing that there was no such thing as disease and sneerin’ at death.” ** What's he doin’ now ?* “The last I saw of him he was drivin’ a hearse."—Cleveland Plain Dealer, The best appetizer and regulator of the di- gestive organs is Angostura Bitters, prepared by Dr. J. G. B. Siegert & Sons. “* Papa,” said little Mabel at breakfast, * you know how you take me on your lap when you tell me stories?” ** Yes," nodded papa. ‘* Well, Mr. Lippincott was telling Jennie some last night." 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PHOTOS FROM LIFE, Msisitosts tr mentee aug most beaatifal collection Mis, with 100 mnlolezaree and Seabineretze 0 pote or atampa. 8. RECK- NAGEL: Rechfolger, Munich, & briedach, Germany. the country, but Colonel Jell ling away at the old s unjust in you to abuse mothers-in-law so ; are good ones. I The recent cold spell froze up all the hens in Foster is cack. ‘Rochester Herald, But, my dear husband, it is certainly very there “Well, well! never mind. haven't said anything ‘against yours—only i Fliegende Blatter. LOS ANGELES AND THE PACIFIC COAST AND RETURN. Special excursion from points in Pennsyl- | vania, Maryland, District of Columbia, Vir- inia, Ohio, New York, and New Jersey, on the occasion of the National Educational Association meeting at Los Ange- les. California, in July, 1899, at reduced rates For full particulars address W. |. Howell general eastern passenger agent, C., M. and St. do hope you were one of the first to go up San | Juan hill,” I wasn't a New | Ye soldier. 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SURBEOG 1899—35th—1899 Annual Statement OF THE TRAVELERS INSURANCE COMPANY. Chartered 1969. (Gteck.) Lif asd Accldert Iernrazce, JAMES G. BATTERSON, Pres't. Hartford, Conn., January 1, 1899. PAID-UP CAPITAL, $1,000,000. ‘S. AS: Real Estate, Casi: on hand and in Ban, Loans on bond and mortgae, real estate, shee 9 Interest accrued but not due, = Loans on collateral securit Loans on this Company's Policies, Deferred Life Premiums, ~ Prems. due and unreported oa Life Pel United States Bonds, == State, county. and municipal bonds, - Railroad stocks and bonds, = Bank stocks, ae Other stocks and bonds, Total Assets, = 5 ++ LIABILITIES. Reserve, 4 per cent., Life Department, $18,007,306.00 Reserve for Reinsurance, Accident Dep't, 1,290,372. 80 Present value Installment Life Policies, ‘044.00 Reserve for Claims resisted for Employers, 430,101.85 Losses in process of adjustment, 68.83 Life Premiums paid in advance, $5,207.68 ‘Special Reserve for unpaid taxes, rents, etc., 110,000.00 Special Reserve. Liability Department, 100,000.00 Reserve for anticipated ehange in rate of “= 400,000.00 interest, : Total Liabilities, = = ($21.209.625.36 “4208.817.10 Surplus to Stockholders, = = = $9,106,817.10 STATISTICS TO DATE, Lire Davartuenr, Life Insurance in force, = $97.982.821.00 New Lite Insurance written in 1808, 16.687.681 00, Insurance on installment plan at commuted value. Returned to Policy-holders in 1998, Returned to Policy-holders since 1864, amas Excess Security to Policy-holders, 1 389.008.06 14.853 389.83 Accineire Dararruer. + Accident Claims paid 19 1208 : Caims é Returned to Policy-holders in 1008,” $ 1.254600 81 Returned to Poliey-bolders since 1966, “2404.606 78 Totals. Returned to Policy-holders in 1 809 76 Returned to Policy-holders since 1 $2. pete SYLVESTER C, DUNHAM, Vice-Pres't. JOHN E. MORRIS, Secretary. H. J. MESSENGER, Actuary. EDWARD V. PRESTON, Sup't of Agencies. J.B. LEWIS, M.D., Surgeon and Adjuster, Jopen's Lrnmany te fall of pure fun. No politics. We. ‘Jupon’s Linmany fs full of pure fun. No politics. 106. Chicago and West—Lake Shore Limited -—-NEW YORK CENTRAL. comicbooks.com