Judge — April 1, 1899 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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“ Have you noticed, pa, how often ma says ‘and so on, and soon"?’ “* Ves, my son; but it never applies to buttons."—Richmond Dus. patch, A high-church stranger who was visiting a| POCKET raral church in England recently inquired, |‘ Have you matins tn this church?” ** Oh, | | no, sir !"'said the rustic verger ; “*oilcloth right | up to the chancel." — ‘ew York Tribune, "There is no Kedah but the Eastman Kodak. Count d’Almenas complains in the cortes becomes simple that five months have elapsed since the end of and easy with a hostilities between the United States and Spain, Kodak. The Ko ‘and not a single general has been shot.” The count is inconsiderate. Does he expect the i ‘Spaniards to learn how to shoot in five months? away with heavy, Eacue Liqueurs |". AR Tt was spring! Nature laughed ; the birds, plate holders,using (CORDIALS) the trees, the springing grass, all these laughed. “* Why," asked the melancholy poet, who had non-breakable film “The first and only truly American production.” wandered afield, ‘* do you laugh?” "** Look cartridges wh'ch cried Nature gayly, gesturing in the direction weigh but Seyi Tenia sat Pgnaice Dereregee, hich ewmbina the Dulitons | | CYthe first straw hat of the season. It was, bein iad ‘Vemealed for Penches, Cocktails, Shertets and as Cuhiary Aasstanta indeed, laughable.— Detroit Journal. a where plates we gh pounds, Kodiks “What is this figure in the background ?” "can be loaded nd asked the German ‘emperor. "" That,” an-| unloaded in broad daylight. swered the artist, ‘is supposed to be your wists ioladetncapausttnaas majesty on top of a mountain commanding the KODAKS $5.00 to $35.00. Nonsense. Paint it out, The EAGLE LIQUEUR DISTILLERIES, is a very good idea; but the idea of | EASTMAN KODAK CO ANEIXSTROM BLOG, Diller and Exporter, ESTABLISHED 18. | | putting me in the background under any cir. | MMF frse/ Mates Rochester, N.Y. 41-900 Martie 8, b40-908 East Freee BL, ciacis4att, oa. | | cumstances is preposterous.” — I/azhing.on a — Star. . Fi Out To-day, 10 Cents per Copy, Flowers in contains acta! photographie views ofthe i is 7 Jing in the Philippines and events incient California : ROE Td ee ee ane ee gaeee te 2 5 have just.been received from the Lestir’s war. Reach their climax of 3 ge m7 8 , UES correspondents, splendor in April. ADVANCING ON THE FILIPINOS. is hills et ralley re 4 f § “3 American Volunteers leaving their Trench The wcutives ts octi : ee A , to attack the Insurgents at Manila.—The brave The weather , Callterctay F Americans are armed with Short-range Spring- hi 16: $tSLOF 10. hs \ fk ; Dats | ¥ field Kifles and fight without Cover against an q in ene te rienly.cepald 108. : % " Enemy armed with Long-range Mauser Ke. Boe foals 4 tava (eon € ara z peaters and sheltered by intrenchments. Gilespor god <itron , ~ the Marks of Dewey's Bombardment The sleuth New York, rt Yiail of @ Sentry om the Luncta Road leading 10 of by The California Limited, Manila A Sentry ‘on Duty on the Wall of . ‘ 4 of Manila Where the Astor Battery’s 1 Santa Fé Koute. 2 who Rerahed for their Country, he buried acre : ing: the Troops on board the Transport Sherman. ea mutter Prewnen Ot, 4 \ L YS rouse Mant [a.—Messon Deck Working the Co‘lee- cHicas OUR FIGHTING FLEET IN THE EAST. Admiral Dewey now has at his command a Squad- ron of Ships superior to that of any other two Asiatic = } 4 {i s Squadrons combined, BEST in AMERICA Wy / TW CRIMINALS ARE EXECUTED 1s M. HOMMEL'S +1892 BRANDY, bottled dak system does tp. bond, under the supervision of a United States 7 = Strangling a Murderer by the deadly In } | known as the Garrote.—Laurel D Gauger. Try a bottle. {t will save you a doctor's bill. c aown.s the Garrove —Lacrel Ditehy Cabanas Evice per: Nottie, 81:00: e) ™ deadly Garrote.—Ready for the last Turn of th M. HOMMEL, Sandusky, O. f 2 Screw.—Just after the Bxecution—The Corpse cor: Mention JtDox when acswerlng ad. A man who never makes a kick shouldn't | get the worst of it; but he always does.— Atchison Globe. NOT A STANDARD. - oe Passunny (to stranger hesitating at the gate)—" Go rig i they won't hurt you. ‘The barking dog never bites,’ you know, THe sTRANGER—" I know ; but there's such a pack of them how do I know but one of them is keeping mum?” = “A tape worm eighteen feet long at least came on the scene after my taking two CASCARETS. This Iam sure bas caused my bad health for the past three years. Iam still taking Cascarets, the only cathartic worthy of notice by sensible people.” Gro. W. Bow.rs, Baird, Miss. eisiore | Without Friction CATHARTIC. ‘Woodetfal siding adjustment of makes friction own in ‘ered with Black and the Executioner whistling ‘0 bis laverle Gog TH ae tbe Recetoey eh National Carnival.—Carnival Costumes ingen oust peas by Uae sees tn vant Po See Are your husband's shoes comfortable? boi Tell him how to get comfortable shoes JCTHE STRUGOERTO RULESANOA, easant. 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