Judge — March 25, 1899 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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CUPID’S CHANCE, * 6 MEN are so stupid,” Maud M declared, . As if she could cite cases ample: And at her words I quite de- spaired, Fearing I'd served her as a sample, Yet courage bold I took and said, * But still, if men, dear, were not stupid, Now, just reflect on this, sweet maid — There would not be much chance for Cupid.” Ms airoces, DISCRIMINATION. Crawford —“ What do you think of this new proposal to have uniform divorce laws in the different states?” Crabshaw —" It looks like class-legislation to put a stop to western emigration.” Photo, by Savon i es ” JUDGE'S FAVORITES. HIS DUTY DONE. MANEL GILLMAN. Ss EVERY joke should have a Gah in thet ways and Sook so sich. point.” said the editor Your studies in the school of Daly ’ 2 Prepared you for sec tightly; as he handed back some unavail- ‘And now you may, for all that we know, able offerings. Odtshine Yourself ‘at the Casino, : : : “Lthink you will find mine SsP)ACIOUS!” said Margie as the rooster crowed: all punctuated properly.” replied “des hear zat chicken sneeze !" Mr. Snickers.” ON SAINT PATRICK'S DAY IN THE MORNING. LIKE AN OSTRICH. wish T was an ostrich.” Why so, dearie 2” Then I could do as they do—stick my bill in HIS FIRST BEE-STING, AVID HENRY, aged three, not being acquainted with the peculiarities of the insect, took a half-frozen bee into his hand one day recently, and soon thereafter was wailing vigorously. His mother rushed to the door. “Oh. the poor child has been stung by a bee!” she exclaimed. *"T-t-tain't a b-b-bee-e-e.” sobbed the victim; “it’s a beb-bearer-r-r!" NO TRUE FRIEND. Mulligan —" Saint Pathrick was no thrue frind of the Irish.” Milligan —* Phwy nov?” Mulligan —* \t he was, phwy didn’t he drive the shnakes out of Ameriky too?” AN EXPERIENCE MEETING. BACHELOR confessed himself unable To keep his watch in trim—four benedicts Were with him grouped around a poker-table. ** The works are always getting out of fix, Or else I soak the thing ; I never carry A time-piece out of twelve months more than two. A benedict spoke up: ** You'd better marry ; Your wife would always keep a watch on you.” | NOY PARMELL GhtEne. A SAD MISTAKE, Lanigan —“\ hear Mickey Casey got hurted, How did it happen ?” Flanigan —* The poor bye’s color blind, an’ he wore an orange ribbon in the parade, thinkin’ it was grane, The docther says he won't be out cf the hos- pital fer a month.” 2, Now they are off. comicbooks.com