Judge — March 25, 1899 — page 5: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

LAMENTABLE IGNORANCE. Mr. KeLty—" What are you lickin’ little Patsy for?" Mus, Ketty— Why, he asked me if the twinty-second av February was Saint Pathrick’s day. The idea of insultin’ dear owld Saint Pathrick like thot !" A QUEER CHARACTERISTIC. ANOTHER KIND. NAS: in describing to the family her new teacher, who lisps, said, “She Biggs— Do you believe Saint Patrick drove all the snakes out of Ireland ?" purrs awfully funny when she speaks.” Boggs—" Certainly not. ‘They still make whisky there.” A TALE OF A TERRIER’S TAIL, comicbooks.com