Judge — March 25, 1899 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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‘The man who has missed his vocation May oft at his luck grow profane ; But give me for deep imprecation That fellow who misses —Philadelphia Record. “Why did you sheathe your sword in me?” cried the wandering minstrel. ‘* Because you re a scab-bard,” replied the king’s troubadour. — Harvard Lampoon, Only one best—and that Abbott's Original Angostura Bitters — benefits both mind and t-dy. Easy to get. All druggists. Label on b itle tells the Original—Abbott's. Props—" Got to cut that scene where you li, at a cigar with a thousand-dollar bill.” Te ser— What's the matter?” Props —"* The ci, ardealer says he won't credit you with an- oti er cigar till you settle." —/ndianapolis Jour- Waiter,” said the pompous one, “these fel ows here talking about the annexation of the Philippines make me sick. I want to change “AIL right. senator,” replied the water. 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(South Park Line") |: is essentially a Colorado institution, second in. point of equipment and service to no raiiroad in the country. The most satisfactory line between Denver, Coorado Springs. Pueblo, Trinidad, Leadville, and ail other commercial centres and heaith and pleasure tevrts. Reaching the most picturesque portions of pi uresque Colorado, and offering the most fascinat- inc trips in the world for tounsts, T. EB. FISHER, General Passenger Agent, DENVER, COLORADO. THE CELEBRATED OHMER HEADS THE LIST oF THE HIGHEST GRADE PIANOS. It is the favorite of the artists and the refined musical pnblis. SOHMER & CO., Piano Manufacturers New York Warerooms, SOHMER BUILDING FIFTH AVENUE, COR. 22D STREET. THE PRUDENTIAL INSURANCE COMPANY. In a recent issue of JUDGE was published the twenty-third annual statement of the Prudential Insurance Company of America, whose home office is in Newark, New Jersey. ‘The career of this company, which is all embraced in the period above-mentioned, illustrates a remark. able insurance development. Commencing as a purely industrial company, it was not until 1886 that it commenced its operations in the ordinary department, so called, where policies of five hundred dollars or one thousand dollars and over are issued. During this term of less than thirteen years this ordinary department has grown so rapidly that, in the amount of business issued and income and insurance in force, it exceeds in size in its ordinary depart ment alone most of the large life-insurance companies doing ordinary insurance exclusive- ly. In fact, during 1898 the Prudential wrote more ordinary business than any other life-in~ surance company in the United States during a similar period of its history. ** What are you doing, Henry?" ‘I knocked a chair over and it fell against the piano.” “Well, do be more careful. cago Record. Lady (interviewing housemaid)—"* Why did Be-| EVANS’ Lady—""And you leave your last place?” /¢ ‘cause master kissed me, mum.” you didn’t like it, eh?” Housemaid—" Oh, didn’t mind it, mum; but the mistress didn’t like it."—Larks, A short smoke is wanted oftener than a long one—and every man who smokes cigars feels his conscience prick him when throw- ing away just so much good money—in half- smoked cigars. BETWEEN THE ACTS LITTLE CIGARS are really excellent small cigars. They are thoroughly well made and contain only the best of tobacco. They are inexpensive—any one can afford to smoke them as they cost onl toc. forto. If ou will try 50 we will deliver them to you for 50c. American Tobacco Co. * §07-529 W. 22d St., New-York City. Crimsonbeak —** Our government ‘seems to do the right thing at the right ume ” Yeast—* What has it done now Why, it has issued the new series of | qualities, which have so excited the admiration one-dollar bills just as the first southern straw. | of musical people, are its strength, richness and Yonkers | {ullness of tone, possessing a light action, de- always Crimson berries have reached our markets. Dr, Bull's Cough Syrup fs the safest and surest cure for those dangerous affections of the int- tle ones—croup, whooping-cough and measle-cough, $ Physscians prescribe it, children like it, and doses are he Sohmer piano is a wonderful instru- ment, and will undoubtedly take the lead throughout the musical world. Its principal lighttully flexible to the touch, suitable for either the concert-room or parlor. With these ““T have invited several army officers,” said | Combined qualities, sts destiny to become the the hostess, ‘and Iam anxious that the occa- | 0st popular instrument in the world is as- sion shall be something unique and appropri- | S8red- 1 don't want anything commonplace, like a five-o'clock tea, or a pink tea, or a violet tea.” “Well,” suggested Miss Cayenne, after delib- eration, ‘* why not make it a beef tea?"— Wash. \F you'’RE A Remember we | moved to the cit are not living in furnished rooms now.” —CAi- Mrs, Proudfoot—"*Nes, Mrs. Malaprop ; that's an heirloom. It's been in Mr. Proud- foot’s family over a hundred years.” Afrs, Malaprop —" Do tell! 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