Judge — February 18, 1899 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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THE BACKSLIDING BROTHER. screech-owl screech fum de ole harn-lof’, ou drinked yo" dram sence you done swore ae you gwine de way Whar de sinners stay, Satan gwine ter git you at de jedgment day,” n de ole ha'nt call fum de ole chu’ch-wall, “You des so triflin’ dat you had ter fall, En you gwine de way Whar de brimstone stay, 1 Satan gwine ter git you at de jedgment day.” I shake en shiver, a I hunt fer kiver, “Good Lawd, won't you please de- liver? Kaze my hopes is vain, En I tells you plain |) icinked my dram fer ter ease my pain.” Je screech-owl screech fum de north en south, you drinked dat dram en you smacked yo" mouth, En you gwine de way Whar de brimstone stay, Satan gwine’ ter roas’ you at de jedgment day. -Prank L. Stanton in Atlanta Constitution. 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