Judge — February 11, 1899 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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Sua REFLECTIONS OF A SPINSTER. blamed for many matches made by The lowest life remembers: to the highest only is it given to forget. Money may not buy happiness, but it will secure an imitation pleasing to most people. A woman is said to be weak when she is not strong enough to resist temptation for two. When a man says he loves a woman he usually means that he wants her to help him love himself. # It is possible for a spinster to be disap- pointed in lovers, but only the married are ever disappointed in love. He who would win a woman must chal- lenge her admiration. prove himself worthy of her regard, appeal to her sympathy—and then, wound her. MEANINGLESS. Mrs, Style—* What do you think of my new bonnet, John? Isn't it a perfect poer Her husband—" lt must be a magazine poem, then. I can’t make head or tail of it.” MYRTLE REED. OUT WITH A FIRE. Cours, jx.—"*So you dinks dot der Heprews beats der Chentiles in y Tittle savings here undt dere?” Conn, sk,—** Dot vas it. Vor instance—der Chentile inshures his shtock as soon as he vas ready to go into peesness: der Heprew saves pre- miums by nod inshuring undil he vas ready to go out of peesness.” THE FISHERMAN, WHATEVER his luck, he will answer **T'm fine If you say to him, ** How do you feel?” For though he may lose both his rod and his line, He always comes home with his reel, HIS PENITENCE LIMITED. Deacon Borden— » Wife; I've come to you on a matter of conscience this mor Mrs. Borden—"You hey been pumpin’ water in the breakfast mnilk, hev you 2” EXTRACT FROM POPULAR SONG. “* Don't trifle with my coal, black lady.” Deacon Borden—"*Na-as, wile; an’ | allowed you might ask the blessin’ this mornin’ in my stead.” TO FIT HER PARTICULAR CASE. YouNG tapy (in middle distance)—* 1 wonder if they's got anythink in walentines w'ot rhymes wit Adolph, comicbooks.com