Judge, 1899-01-28 · page 16 of 16
Judge — January 28, 1899 — page 16: what you’re looking at
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1 Fasarn Mappns (with an insinuation) — “Ex swaller uv whisky wouldn't be bad ; it's mighty cold outside ter-day.” . Mns. MEDDERS—""A® long 25 th’ cold ts outside yer don't need no whisky. G’long with yer an’ git th’ mail.” Fann MgppErs—' Atchoo !—atchoo !—atchoo!—atchoo!—atchoo!” Mas Mrppexs—'-Gracious me, man! hurry up an’ shut that door. You're catchin’ an awful cold.” Vu. Mns. Mepprrs— ‘‘ Hurry, an’ drink down th’ whisky ; it’s cheaper than er docter’s bill in er case uv pneumony, not ter dever h th’ trouble uy nursin’.” Fanwer Meppgas——"' I've got er nickel, but that won't buy me er drink uv whisky. Hold on! I've got a notion. too. — Iv. FARMER MEDDERS (arriving at home)—'' 'Fore I go in I'll draw in er good nosefal uv snuff.” Farmer ‘Meppess (in @ farexysm)—"* Atchoo !—atchoo !—atchoo !"" Mas. Muppars—" Git yer feet inter th’ uven! It looks like er case uv pneumony, or th’ grippe.” Farmer Meppers—'‘I did git er drink fer er nickel, after all.” Common 1899 BY AMKELL mausuing COMPANY OF MEW OR’. AA NICKEL AND A NOTION. Sackett Witbelms Lia A Ps Co Rew York comicbooks.com