Judge — December 31, 1898 — page 11: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

“HOCH, DER KAISER" This poem is going the rounds of the English papers. Der kaiser auf der faderland Und Gott on high all tings gommand. Ve two’*—ach ! don’dt you understand ?— ** Mineself” und ‘* Gott.” While some men sing der power diyine Mine soldiers sing der ‘* Wacht am Khine’ Und drink der health in Rhinish vine ’ Aut me" und ** Gott.” Dere’s France, she svaggers all aroundt ; Yo much ve t'inks she don'dt amoundt. She's ausgespielt, she’s no agoundt— ** Mineself" und ** Gott.” She vill not dare to fite again ; Bat if she should I'll show her blain Dot Elsace und in French Lorraine Are ** mine,” by ** Gott !” Dere’s gran’ma, she’s kein shmall beer; Mit Bores und tings she interfere. She'll learn none owns dis mighty sphere But * me” und “Gott.” She t'inks, good frau, some ships she's got Und soldiers mit a shcarlet goat. Ach! ve gould knock dem ** poof,” like dot— * Mineself" und ** Gott.” In dimes of beace brepared for vars, I vear der helm und spear of Mars, Und care nicht for ten thousand czars— ** Mineself” und ** Gott.” In short, T humor every vim Mit aspect dark und visage grim. * Gott” pulls mit me und I mit Him— ** Mineself” und ‘* Gott.” A New York girl the other night broke her arm while shaking hands with her beau. After this she probably will realize that better results could be obtained by putting the same amount of energy into some other form’of salutation.— Chicago Times. Herald, PURE, REFRESHING, ANTISEPTIC. For all-round hygienic excellence no cleansing agent compares with Packer’s OF GIBRALTAR. LIFE INSURANCE POLICIES $15 to $50,000 Furnish absolute Protection to the Whole Family Write far tafermation THE PRUDENTIAL INSURANCE CO. OP AMERICA... 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