Judge — December 10, 1898 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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CONVERSAZIONE. HE quarreled with her husband on Monday.” “You don't say! What for?” one's husband, It isn’t necessary to have a cause.” “That's so, And then?” invited. She refused to lend her pickle-fork and spoons.” “Is that so?” “Tam listening. Go on.” i 23 FI 5 a & get another.” “Good land!” SY! “On Friday she discharged the cook for using her apron as a mouchoir.” “How shocking! Dear me!" “On Saturday she took offense at some well-meant remark of the minister's wife about her BUSINESS AND PLEASURE. OLD MAN—" What ye cryin’ fer, Tommy?” Tommy—" I want ter bbild a snow-house.”” Won't yer ma let ye?” “Yes; but she wants te ter take de snow off de sidewalk ter build it wid." HIS WIFE’S GIFT. . HE BEAMED in joyful ecstasy O'er a hundred-dollar gift, Till from his purse he found there'd beéa A hundred-dollar ** lift.” MAN-LIKE. Mrs. Crawford—" What does your husband generally get you for Christmas?” Mrs. Crabshaw —" Something on the in- stallment plan. He pays the first installment and leaves me to settle for the rest.” 8. JUSTIFIABLE WRATH; OR, THE CAT "CAME BACK.” “tdon't quite remember. But you know one can always quarrel with * “On Tuesday her sister-in-law had a tea-party to which she was not “On Wednesday she had a falling out with her dressmaker and had her sewing stopped because she would not reduce five dollars on her bill.” “On Thursday she dismissed her ice-man, and then found she couldn't — Sravews unfortunate disposition and gave up her pew in the church.” declare!" 2 . “But on Sundayshe made friends with her hus- band again, and it is too sweet for anything to see them on their tandem together.” “Indeed? How did that come about?” “ Oh, you know one can always make friends with ‘one’s husband when one needs him. And I guess by that time she found herself pretty much alone.” KATHRINE GROSJEAM. A MISTAKE SOMEWHERE, 66Q)H. MAMMA!" exclaimed Bennie dolefully as he sat back from the table after eating only a part of his Christmas-pudding, “don’t you think God got awfully twisted up when he gave us such a big ra- pacity with only such a little capacity to go with it?” A WORD IN SEASON. [71S well to keep watch on your pleasures This bountiful season of cheer. Don't indulge in so much merry Christmas ‘As to knock out your happy new year. BENEFICIAL. Mrs, Ikenstein—" Ab, papa! dere is our poor, sickly little son Abie. Vat musd ve get him for Grismus?” Mr. Ikenstein (thoughtfully)—"" Ve_musd get him insured.” comicbooks.com