Judge — October 29, 1898 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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The Topeka Capital says of the victim of an accident that as he lay groaning in his uncon- sciousness the rats crept out of their holes and, emboldened’ by his silence, came closer, until one dared to bite his hand.” We infer from this that groaning in silence is not a good way to frighten rats in Topeka.—Chicago Times- Herald, Pears’ It is a wonderful soap that takes hold quick and does no: harm. No harm! It leaves the skin soft like a baby’s; no alkali in it, nothing but soap. The harm is done b alkali. Still more harm is done by not washing. So, bad soap is better than none. # What is bad ‘soap? Im- perfectly made; the fat and alkali not well bal- anced or not combined. What is good soap? Pears’. Long's wedding. All sorts of stores sell it, especially druggists ; all sorts of people use it. Nell—* Yes, 1 got a lot of dresses and jew- elry through without trouble.” —Belle—"* You don't miean it?” Nel" Yes. You see the customs inspector was sweet on me and I prom- ised to marry him.” Sel/e—'* Ah, it was a question of love or duty."— Philadelphia Ree- ord, ‘The eminent surgeon closed’bis pocket-book with a snap on the one-hundred-dollar fee a wealthy patient had just paid him for a suc- cessful operation for appendicitis. ** Tell me the appendis vermiformis is a useless organ, will you?” he soliloqaized.—Chicago Tribune. Watts—* How do you"understand that ex- pression of Shakespeare's, ‘Go to’? Potts— ‘It is my idea that it arose from the printers not knowing the use of the dash when his works were first published. an invitation to Mr. ‘on earth can we send them?" Mr, Short—* He lost a ten-dollar umbrella of mine a year ago. 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Whereupon, inthe very goodness of his heart, he went out into the world and searched until he'had found misery. And be was happy.—Detroit Free Press. “Here is a short poem taken from the French," said the would-be contributor. "* The | French should be everlastingly grateful to you,” snorted the editor as he opened the door and bowed a series of short bows.—Cassell's, NAMES OF PRIZE-WINNERS IN JUDGE'S PUZZLE CONTEST No. 17. The Seventeenth Puzzle Contest is the first of these series of interesting competi- tions in which no one person has been able to solve correctly all of the picture problems. Out of the first twenty contestants who were the most successful in answering the puz- zles but four solved thirty-nine out of forty, while sixteen solved thirty-eight successfully. To each of these twenty persons will be given a year’s subscription to DEMOREST'S MaGaziNé, although, under’a strict construction of the prize offer, none of them is entitled to any award. That Columbia Bicycle is still awaiting an owner. Solved Thirty-nine Correctly. AA, Greenteet, Huntingdon, Pa. Solutions mailed Sept. roth, 6 P. M. jobert L. Worsing, Huntingdon, Pa, 3 See a toa A Mrs. Ada V. Taylor, Eldora, Hardin Co., Iowa. “ Cosel H. L. Whitney, Derby, Cond. ar) Solved Thirty-eight Correctly. tingdon, Pa, Solutions: mailed Sept. 268 Hampshire St., Buflalo, ty. Oni arth, 10 A. M. 234, 2 PLM E. F, Watson, 628 Aiby St., Alton, Il, = E. Gertrude Christman, 832 De Kalb St., Norristown, Pa. # Charles S. Withington, Kingston. J. « |, B, Tourtellot, 333 Hancock St. Brooklyn. “ . C, Schermerhorn, Deansboro, 4 N.Y. ¥ Kate B. Christman, De Kalb and Jacoby Sts., Norristown, Pa. i Charles C. Henshen, Girard College, Philadelphia, Pa. & Edward Thomas, 427 Broadway, Cincinnati, Ohio. . The correct answers to the forty puzzles of the Eighteenth Contest will be given in JUDGE No. 892, and the names of the successful contestants will appear in the num- ber following, viz., No. 893. 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