Judge — October 15, 1898 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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THE ROUND-ROBIN'S SONG, On a tree near the river a round-robin sat, Singing, ‘Bless me! I've done it! I've done it!" And I said to him, ‘ Robin, dear, where are you at With your ‘Bless me! I've done it! I've Pure, done it? Very Ol Ts it bats in your belfry, birdie?” 1 cried, ery “© Or a lobster too much in your little in- - pene jis ink-spattered head h } Pe With a shake of his ink-spat e Delicious repli plied, * Oh, bless me! I've done it! I've done it !” He puffed out his chest as he sat on that tree, Singing, ‘Bless me! I've done it! I've Maryland Rye. done it!" And his voice was intense as he reached frit for high C, wedged by Connoisseurs to have 20 | with 4 ** Bleas me! I've done it! I've done TONICAL IN EFFECT. USED BY FAMILIES, CLUBS, CAFES AND HOTELS. Sold at all first-class Grocers’ and by Jobbers. EOW. B. BRUCE & CO., Baltimore, Md. it! Then he said as he wriggled and giggled galore, < “I started the row down on Cuba's dark shore, And T've got the whole land in an awful ° ; ; uproar— Dan O'Hara —" Oi wor to a dorg-foight} Oh, bless me! I've done it! I've done it!” lasht noight.” Pat Malone—"* Did yez win?” —Philadelphia Inquirer, Then I said to him,** Robin, what dreams. do you dream With your ‘ Bless me! I've done it! I've done it? ‘And what is the secret you hide as you Father—"* What are your prospects?” Son— “I hope to become Lillian Russell's fourth husband." Father—'* Bosh! She'll put a two- weeks’ clause in the contract, and at the end scream * Oh, bless me! I've done it! I've done it?" “Till tell you,” said he, and his gestures were great ; “+L first gave the tip for to in-vest-i-gate ! And they'll keep it up now till 2008 — Oh, bless me! I've done it! 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