Judge — October 8, 1898 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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Sig WHAT SHE WANTED. +¢]S THERE anything you want?” asked the butcher of the little girl with the soulful eyes and fawn-like air. “Oh, yes, sir,” lisped the little angel timidly. “I want a seal-skin sacque, and a di'mond ring, and_a trotting-horse, and a steam-yacht, and a foreign nobleman, and a pug-dog, and a brown-stone house, and a box at the opery, and lots of other things; but all ma wants is ten cents’ worth of bologna-sausage for'dinner, and won't you please trust her for it till Saturday night?” NEW VERSION. LITTLE drops of water, Little grains of “* sand,” Make our mighty navy Feared in every land. THE WORM TURNED. ¢oTHERE js one way I can surely tell f you are the long-lost heir,” said the dignified matron “to'the applicant for restitution to the family. circle. “Have you a strawberry-mark on your left arm, just below the shoulder?” “T have,” calmly and fearlessly replied the man. “Ab, then you are not my son.” “ONE SHALL BE TAKEN,” ETC. E,IGHT sailors elected to do or to die, ‘And the odds greatly favored the latter; Bat they none of them died and they each of them did, For they only were doing just as they were bid, And the rest of it what did it matter? But one of them was chosen a hero to be, And was raised to the seventh heaven ; He was kissed by the women and cheered by the men, Was féted and sated, promoted, and then— Bat, my countrymen, what of the seven? Guoncs sraDexrm, THE ONE THING LACKING, BENNIE CRACKS ONE HIMSELF. Patsy—'* Jimmy, wot do de gals find ter admire in dose milingtary chaps, I wonder?” sik aly 3 5 Jimmy—""lt’s deir mustarchers, Patsy; deir mustarchers. If I had one dat bloke wouldn't be fa Sad¥e—"Bennie, what's a dry joke? Bennie—“ One of pop's wet-weather prophecies.” UNEXPECTED RESISTANCE. Cor—"* Murther! me hand 's paralyzed.” Cor—"'I'll give dat sleepy hobo a welt thot he'll niver fergit.” (Bif//) WRARY CITIZEN (oildly)—"* Say, cop, ef you've broken me wooden leg it'll cost yer a month’s pay.”