Judge — August 27, 1898 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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THE KLONDIKER. \d in my haversack, gold Colield ia the belt at my girth— Nuggets which I have cajoled ‘Out of the maw of the earth. Gold in the misshapen bags Made of my sleeves with a rude Skill. There is wealth in my rags, Aye, and I'm dying for food. Gold like the soil of the land ; Gold that is free as the dirt ; Gold in my trousers-legs and Gold in the furl of my shirt. Who is there wealthy as 1? Who has equivalent cash ? Heavens! I wish it could buy Liverworst, pig’s-feet and hash. Gold in my hat and my socks (What there is left of the same), Little irregular rocks— Root of all evil and.shame. Gold in my handkerchtef; gold Packed in my underwear legs— God! how I'd like to'unfold ‘Three sacks of wheat and some eggs ! Well, let me die if I must, Chilblained and famished and cold ; Let me sink here with my dast, ‘Aye, and my nuggets of gold. Death, ghastly death, come to mi Wealthiest man among me: Come with sweet dreams, Let me see My island home once again. Let me look down its long lines (Here from my death-bed of ice), Glaring with red-painted signs Telling of food and its price. Bring me the uproar and push, Show me those supper-hour scenes. Plutus am I, but I wish Gold could be eaten like beans. —Spokane Spokesman-Review, Anyhow, Leiter need not fear oblivion. 'Tis wheat to be remembered. —A /bany Argus. ~SHAMPOOING is made delightfully refreshing, and a real luxury, by the use of Packer’s Tar Soap. Its known purity, excellent cleans- ing, invigorating and antiseptic prop- erties have secured for this soap the highest commendation of physicians and hair-dressers for cleansing and Preserving the hair, and for use in treatment of dandruff and baldness. beat two pairs, but one pair of beats two pairs of any other make. Ws in the “graduated” cord ends— Elastic in places for comfort; Non-elastic in places for durability, Ask your furn! pl otk you t for the “ Endwell” o Be. _ CHESTER SUSPENDER tur Ave., Roxbury Crossin; wee ‘There is a man in our town, ‘And he is wondrous wise. He dropped a fortune on a farm New wealth to improvise. ‘And when he found that he was out, With all his might and main He advertised for summer-folk ‘And got it back again. —Boston Budget, The reason that Cood's /mperial Champagne, extra dry, is always good is the great care taken in making it. In a cemetery in a neighboring state lies buried a family of the name of Rose. Upon each headstone is cut this flower, broken at the stem, while upon the babe’s tomb is engraved abud, Curious as this is in itself, however, it is emphasized by the neighboring ‘plot, where lies a family of the name of Fish, who hare followed the example of the Roses by having a small specimen of the finny tribe cut upon each of thelr gravestones. — New York Evening un. Good alike for young and old. Old feel young, young feel younger, all feel youngest they ever did—after fair trial of Abbott’s—The Original Angostura Bitters. Hats off ! A girl is coming down the street— ‘A maiden fair and trim and neat, With lips of red, with white brow high, Heaven's own biue in her laughing eye— And she wears those colors in her tie, Hats off! ‘ ‘The flag is passing by. —Chicago Tribune, You throw away half your cigar — half the time! Why not get the full benefit of what you pay for? Van Bibber Little Cigars ‘wre excellent litle cigars for all ordinary sbert smokes, They are made of the very best im- ported whole leaf tobacco and ever vary in quality. . Any intelligent smoker’ who will try them will adopt them as a pare of his smoking outfit. ; Ask yeur dealer for them or send ase. stamps) and to of them will be sent, in special pocket pouch, by return inail, prepaid, where- ever you live. H. Euus & Co., Baltimore; Md. ‘The American Tobatco Co., Successar THE CELEBRATED SOHMER HEADS THE LIST OF THE HIGHEST GRADE PIANOS. It is the favorite of the artists and the refined musical publis. 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