Judge — July 30, 1898 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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ikain falls alike upon the just ‘And on the unjust too. Thus runs the rhyme of ancient time— ‘Alas! it is too true, For when the rain comes flooding down, Enough to drown a fellow, Gen’rally the unjust has ‘The just man’s umbrella. —Princeton Tiger. Do you want a good glass of champagne? Cook's Imperial is an extra dry wine with a de- licious bouquet. Two Atlanta darkies were discussing the war situation yesterday. ** Well, sub,” said one, “we is sho’ gone dis time. Dey ain’ no ‘scape fo' us. We is teetotally gone. How come?” *W'y, dey got guns now dat kin shoot twenty rmile—guns dat'll keep a niggah runnin’ all day long an’ ketch him in de night-time Atlanta Constitution, Volunteers—Put yourselves in fight- ‘rim with a bottle of Dr, SIEGERT’S SOSTURA BITTERS to regulate your digestion, He paid her lovely compliments That filled her heart with thrills. He's sorry for his rashness now, For now he pays her bills, —Philadelphia Record, “And you will buckle on the sword?” The new woman's eyes flashed ; her bosom heav “Buckle?” she repeated scornfully. That was to say, there was no time to lose.— Detroit Journal, * Don’t you hate to have meddlesome people try to find out what you know?” ‘No; what Uhate is to have meddlesome people try to find ‘out what I don’t know."— Chicago Record. “Fighting Bob” Evans may be a bit profane at times; but Sampson, in his messages to the Spaniards, makes use of language strictly can- nonical—Albany Argus. SHAMPOOING is made delightfully refreshing, and a real luxury, by the use of Packer’s Tar Soap. Its known purity, excellent cleans- ing, invigorating and antiseptic prop- erties have secured for this soap the highest commendation of physicians and hair-dressers for cleansing and Preserving the hair, and for use in treatment of dandruff and baldness. 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Why were not the men’s uniforms made of mosquito-net- ‘spend the season by the breakers blue; | ‘The new order had begun to be a pretty old thing, when one evening she came home to find her husband in tears. “The cook,” sobbed the unhappy man, ‘has gone and bought a new stovepipe hat just like mine.""—Detroit Tribune, Having been informed that the major-general commanding expects them to do their duty, the privates cannot be blamed for thinking along the same line concerning their major-general. —Buffalo Enquirer. Lady visitor (in camp)—"*And_héw did you win your shoulder-straps, colonel?” Mandsome - | officer—"* By exercising wise judgment and cool daring in picking out my father." Clevelana Leader. Mr. Ferry—" You're \ucky that you didn't live in the days when I was a boy.” Bobby— ‘I dunno, popper. You might have been pretty good company when you was a kid."— Cincinnati Enquirer. VF YOU REA \ Sey 3 WILLGONVINCE Thay Turn it It won't hurt it! 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