Judge — July 16, 1898 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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To start a fad like this on peo- ple already excited by a plunge into the horrors of war is little less than a crime.— Baltimore American, In his anger he reproached his wife for neg- lecting her home, ‘Club, forsooth !” he bit- terly exclaimed, ‘‘And the baby hasn't been weighed for a week." She was manifestly touched with remorse, for she tore her hair and promised to do better.—Detroit Journal, SHAMPOOING is made delightfully refreshing, and) a real luxury, by the use of Packer’s Tar Soap. Its known purity, excellent cleans- ing. invigorating and antiseptic prop-| erties have secured for this soap the highest commendation of physicians and hair-dressers for cleansing and preserving the hair, and for use in treatment of dandruff and baldness. ‘Toe way to goto China and Japan EMPRESS STEAMERS from Vancouver, sating every three weeks. Fast Roate athe Philioplae Islands, Desertptive pamphteus on application to Canadian Pacific Railway, 353 BROADWAY, NEW YORK. 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