Judge — June 18, 1898 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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SPANISH MOTTO—He who sneaks and runs away will live to fight another day. eee TO LADIES who look under the bed—If you catch him, mark you! he’s a Spanish spy. ‘THE ALLIANCE by Joseph Chamberlain with an Amer- ican lady was a good precedent. but nations are somewhat larger than individuals. Se THIS.” says Mrs, Lease. “is the time for silent thought.” Why this time espe- cially? Like death, beloved, she hath all seasons for her own. THE POOR PEOPLE of Italy are taxed to death by both the church and the state. They have risen in behalf of life, lib- erty and the pursuit of happi- ness. cee EYLER says Spain should take the offensive. “Make an effort,” said the officious nurse to Mrs. Dombey; and she re- peated the words five minutes after the poor lady was dead. eT IS NO CREDIT to America to be able to whip Spain,” says a contempo- rary. Yes, but see here! it is no credit to Spain to be able to starve half a million helpless men, women and children. owe OUR SPANISH CRITICS speak of us as shop-keepers, toads and pigs. It doesn’t occur to them that we cannot possibly be all these things at one and the same time, the unthinking reprobates| me. te died year before last, you know,” . *THE BEST AGE of art production is the future,\says Mr. Ormiston Chant. The best aye of anything is the future\because we don't live in it and can therefore imagine so much that is impodgjble. eee os Funk's We suspect the doctor wants autonomy of his own con- science and a dictatorship with regard to the conscience of everybody else. ** AUTONOMY OF CONSCIENCE” is pleaded for by Dr. Voice. THE WOMEN of the south have only smiles for the men in blue who pass through their towns on their way to the war. Ah, yes! That civil war is over. It was quite different between ‘sixty-one and ‘sixty-five. STATEN ISLAND will go to.war against the mosquitoes by giving every pond and swamp a coat of kerosene and spraying every meadow with the same. Having done that, how shall the island be relieved of the kerosene? HER FULL PEKMISSION. all die if you refuse me, Ob, tell me that I may speak , well, you may, then; and tell him how I'm getting fn and all about THE FACTS IN THE CASE. ‘A WOMAN calls herself the Joan of Arc of the labor movement, but she is more widely known as Mother Jones, Joan wanted to be the mother of her country, but she was guilty of no fragmentary and inconse- quential reproduction. FAIR PLAY FOR THE PRINCES. ET US at least hope that the fame of the father of Fred Grant will not prove a detriment to the ambition of the young man. After all, sons of famous men have some rights which the world is bound to respect. Let us reflect that these men could not select the surroundings of their birthplaces, any more than they could select their fathers and mothers, “LEST WE FORGET.” $4 AUSTRIA CAN NEVER forget the fate of Maximilian,” said a speech-maker at a Blanco banquet. It will be wise to bear it in mind. The memory of it may prevent further misfortunes of that kind. There is enough of Europe for Europeans to trot around in without trying to fill space on these continents. And if Louis Napoleon were alive he would say so, too. A GOVERNMENT TO FIGHT FOR. THE SOLDIERS of to-day have the assurance, in the cherished memory of the soldiers of nearly forty years ago, that, living or dying’ in the service of the United States, they will not be forgotten and they and their descendants will not be permit- ted to starve. This government asks for sacrifice, but its mem- ory is long and its gratitude goes to and beyond the graves of those who win it. THE BRAVERY OF DEGRADATION. THE COURAGE OF Cow- ARDICE is demonstrated in the cases of several young men of the national guard who, rather than go to war, submitted to be drummed out of camp, to be kicked, cuffed, egged, floured, and otherwise maltreated and humiliated, Was there ever be- fore such amazing courage as that? And is it possible that it will not be followed by the cour- age of suicide in every instance? OUR FIGHTING TEDDY. HE PROPOSITION to make Colonel Roosevelt lieuten- ant-governor of this state goes on to anticipate the election of Black as United States senator, leaving the chief office of the state in the hands of the rough- rider. Things might easily go worse; but there is a prospect of a rather longer war with the Spanish than was at first antici- pated, and as long af there is fighting to be done there will be no tame civil life for our fighsing Theodore. fo your father!” SOME CRIPPLED MATHEMATICS. 2 Among the privileges of kings, therefore, is the right fo have at least three birthdays on one occasion; but in the end the poor boy will probably regret that he ever had more than the one conceded to the lowliest babe, if he doesn’t regret that he was given that. OUR BEST COUSINS. MB: CHAMBERLAIN, secretary for the colonies of Great Britain, pro- claims openly that an alliance with the United States is greatly to be desired, The thought is gratifying to every citizen of this country. The sympathy of England with us in this Spanish emergency may be a result of political self-interest, but it is valuable nevertheless and may save us a war with some of the other powers, But a formal alliance would be in opposition to all of our previous international politics and would oblige us to accept very dangerous foreign responsibilities. comicbooks.com