Judge — May 21, 1898 — page 10: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

“ON THE BANKS OF THE WABASII, FAR AWAY.” A MAN'S THE BETTER TEACHER, SO THEY SAY. See] | VOU have an ear for music, 4 And the banjo’s ting-a-ling Seems to thrill you, and instill you With a wild desire to sing Sacred songs, or comic songs, With a catchy sway, Why, a man 's the better teacher, So they say. He will show you on the key-board How to find the notes and then, " 7 With contrition, in position FOREWARNED 1S FOREARMED. ? vs PureNotoaist (pausing) —"* What would you do if my diagnosis of your He will place your hand again: character should be undesirable and offensive?” Minor tones, or sharp and flats ; Bireum (the Holyoke chicken ")—" Y Heart-strings you will play Tho’ a man ‘s the better teacher, So they say. —probably !"” DESTITUTE INDEED. Dorotay was walking out with her mother one morning after a heavy ice-storm. Looking up to the trees along the street she exclaimed slowly, “The poor trees couldn’t have had any handkerchiefs when they cried, mamma, ‘cause their tears have all frozen on.” REFRAIN. So they say—so they say. Yes, they do, you know, Men are masterful, and girls Like it to be so. Men were made to conquer, Women to obey ; But they don’t—and they won't ! So they say. WE HOPE SO. If to flirt is your ambition When a débutante’s first conquests Bunting —" One of the new And you fear to make a start, You will make and then cast by, .- United States torpedo - boats is Ask some stager, who will wager Never heeding Cupid's pleading named the Gwin. He's an adept at the art. Till he lets his arrow fly, Larkin —“In case of war I Dreamy sight and pleading eyes, Tho’ you dread the bonds of Hymen, hope she'll Gwin and win.” ‘Then indifference—gay ; You won't answer nay ; Oh, it takes a man for firting. For it takes a man to teach you So they say. What to say. kc. wuwr, NE can tell what he doesnt believe, but not what he does, 1, NECESSITY THE MOTHER OF INVENTION. How the hotly pursued United States soldier, coming to a hill — A CYNIC’S DEFINITION, + * DAVIE, what ate microbes ?” “Things nobody can’t see that they blame all their sicknesses onto.” IT OFTEN HAPPENS SO. Farmer Hornbeak — Alter all, 1 dunno as a superior eddication is any partickler ad- vantage.” Mrs. Hornbeak —" What makes you say that, Ezry 2” Farmer Hornbeak —“ Wa-al, look at Deacon Tophill's daughter that is back from boardin’- school. Her father has spent as — much as a thousand dollars on her education, yecepec icine ‘ ise ecle but I guess nobody would knowit if she did. * NECESSITY THE MOTHER OF A GHOSTLY VISITOR. n't say ‘eyther" and ‘nyther,” and act kinder , Ane * i — used his knapsack & |: escay ‘The spirit-lamp appears on the scene ! : partickler about what she eats.” isi el daa aac the astonished enemy, comicbooks.com