Judge — February 19, 1898 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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ude. PUBLISHED ONCE A WEEK. TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS, Ore copy. 0 = $00 One copy. 8 240 ‘One copy, for thirteen weeks => 135 facluding the Cwerstaas voce. PORE CRIPTIONS —To alt fries tm the postas wison, $6.00 THE ARKELL PUBLISHING COMPANY (Ju' Bunoinc), Corner Filth Aveaue and Sixteenth Street, New York. my other cartoon socekly im $27 NOTICE TO PUBLISHERS.—The contents of Je both the United States and Great B vigorously prosecute are protected by copyright in copyright will be promptly and $1,000.00 will be given to the contestant in JUDGE’S prize- puzzle competitions who is the first to solve correctly every one of the puzzles in three successive contests. OPE (we refer to Mr. Hawkins) for a season bids the United States farewell. THERE IS CURIOSITY as to what Anthony Hope will we learned long ago that Hope tells a flattering tale, of us; but HE COURAGE of M. Zola THE REWARD OF CRIME, ZERTUCHA, the betrayer of Maceo, having been made mayor of a town in Havana province, one reflects with awe on the lost chances of that distinguished poisoner, Holmes of Philadelphia, who was recently hanged. If he had lived his crimes might have made him governor-gen- eral of Cuba. CHUMS. THE JOCKEY CLUB and other superior society having rebuked the prince of Wales because of his loyalty to Mrs, Langtry, the two ought to go off together and pull the wool of oblivion over their faces, the same to remain there for forty days and nights. We do not say that they will do so, mark you! for they have been hardened against rebuke by years of contempt for it. THE 'SQUIRE. MB&: SMALLEY will perhaps have things so arranged presently that every new-comer will be born in England. Not that it is a disgrace to be born in America; but one has to waste so much time growing up and making the money necessary to go to England and die. Meanwhile the evacuation of the country by men who are ashamed of it will proceed as rapidly as possible, THE WOMAN WORKER. MBS: JESSIE MULLIGAN, widow, is a brakeman on a western rail- road and has given perfect satisfaction to her employers. There are ‘a good many country families wherein the wife cuts the wood and runs the reaping - machine. Why should not that woman do the him among the immortals, whatever becomes, is likely to pl of the academy which refuses hin that honor, A RIOT between the classes of a Baptist college in In- diana would seem to indicate that the boys have omitted the solemn duty of taking water. Some PARISIANS hate the Jews so much that they re- fuse to pay their debts to them. Vhey seem to think they are ruined by cheap Hebrew labor. ESOLUTION presented to the senate of this state by women —" Whereas we do not want to vote, therefore resolved that no other women shall have the privilege.” a good choild, too. HE SUG Mrs. Grapy: TION of the Shure, an’ he wor hard work of a railroad and earn money for her own use? It seems odd, but so did a thou- sand things of the same kind which are familiar enough now. OHIO AND NEW YORK. THE REPUBLICAN OPPO- NENTS of Mr. Hanna are denounced by séme newspapers as traitors. It is hard to know just where to draw the line of independence and personal pre- ferment; but certainly the quar- rels of leaders ought not to en- danger the success of the party at Washington or at home. However, the party of this state has a few mostly superfluous leaders, and there are signs that it will have quite enough to do if it attends to its own troubles. A MODEL OF VIRTUE. WHY? oa Mrs, KeLty—'*So they sint yure poor little Timmy t'th' refarm-school? Sich THE EDITOR of a Nebraska thot, Mrs. Kelly, Ivirything thot darlint paper says he has “reached New York Journal that iver shtole he'd bring roight home t' his mother. Ie wor thot good Oi wor goin’t’ the slope on the other side of : nake priesht out av ‘i Bryan broaden out is not prac K€ ® Priesht out ticable. Mr. Bryan has just one topic, and circumstances have so conspired against it that it is narrow. ing in, 7 MB.CROKER and his club repudiate the IVor/d, and Mr. Croker and Mr. Hill are out. ‘There is to be a warm time among the Democracy of the old state for some months to come. HEY SAY now that there is no need of pension lawyers; but the needs of those persons are so numerous and large that their profession will survive the suggestion and all the pensioners, WE. TRUST there will not be two umpires at any game of base-ball. No two base-ball professionals ever agreed, and the umpires would quarrel themselves to death and create great riots. GOVERNMENTS that hold up women and appropriate their sealskin garments are no better than highway robbers. Whatever the cus toms may demand, the manners of the law ought to be decent and fair. [7 1S PREDICTED by a woman, writing for the Evening Sun, that the downfall of the new woman will come from the okt and inevitable accidents with the collar-button, Either that or she must learn to swear. but never yet has he seen a woman with a frost-bitten ear, and never yet has a bonnet been built so as to keep the head warm. Other men have noticed that women dressed for the party have ridden miles in the coldest night without a particle of the discomfort felt by their warmly-dressed escort. These are curious facts, and the scientists ap- parently do not know how to account for them. SUGGESTIVE FIGURES. THE STATE will fight the Democracy of this city under the leadership of Mr. Hill, who has acquired the compliment involved in the dis- pleasure of Mr. Croker. The Elmira Gazette, Mr. Hill's paper, quite inno cently prints the fact that of the four hundred and fifty delegates to the state convention greater New York will send only one hundred and seven- ty-four, or fifty-two short of a majority. ‘The city furnishes the requisite majority at the polls, but the delegates nominate the ticket. RIGHTS OF THE PRESS. JUDGE fined the Sacramento Bee for an alleged misreport of a trial pending before him, and for severe criticism of his language in sup- port of the attorney who brought the charge. The editor stood by his reporter and his own dignity, declaring that the report was correct, but was refused the privilege of defense; whereupon the case was carried to the supreme court of California and the sentence was set aside, The smaller the judge the more tyranny and the law-breaking comicbooks.com ee