Judge — January 8, 1898 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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Lsparkling Table Water. Pu general excellence must be the first Tequisites, and these have made this water the favorite at all leading hotels, clubs, and homes, as well as in all the hospitals in the land, Its universal ruse is the strongest testimony as to its high quality. Notwithstanding the advance in the price of foreign ‘waters, prices on Londonderry will remain the same. aeons) A paradox, it seems to me, 1s on our daily bill-of-fare. Aside from meats, we must agree, ‘The well-done things are very rare. Colorado Facts, ry man has some qualities that his wife wishes he didn’t have and loves him for having. ansas City Star. Jones (reading advertisements) —** There doesn't seem to be a decent show in town, What's the best thing to take in?" Smith— | “A freshman,"—/areard Lampoon. That Kentucky clergyman who asserted his disbelief in a devil should have known better. Some one is always raising the devil in Ken- lucky.— Troy Pres ALASKA. THE JOSEPH LADUE GOLD MINING AND DEVELOPMENT COMPANY OF YUKON, Having purchased th “Morgan City,” announces that she will sail from New York for Alasiea as soon as she can be refurnished and pro- visioned, probably not later than January asth. She will land passengers for the Yukon Gold Fields at Dyea of Skagway early in March, at the right time for most easily crossing either the Chilkoot or the White Pass rout Passengers by this vessel can reach Klondike early rriver steamboats, the fastest and most comfortable on the Yukon. CAPT. R. A. TALBOT, for many years a leading steamboat owner and oper ator on the Upper Missouri, takes personal charge of our Vukon River steamboats. Low rates for passage and freight will be quoted at our offices, camship MEN’S FURNISHINGS. Neckwear, Sitk Handkerchiefs, Mufflers, Shirts, Pajamas, Bath Wraps, Smoking Jackets, Umbrellas, 20 NASSAU STREET, NEW YORK, GLOVES. but immediate application must be made by any one desiring to avail Unmacives of thls opporteaivy, 23 High & a iMl sail immediately she is re- Husband —" Maria, wake up, quick! The| "Mamma, the right way to spell ‘high’ is| sited. NEW YORK, house is on fire! Vou'save the baby!" Wife—|h-i-g-h, isn't it?” "Yes, dear, Why do you “Oh, my wheel, my wheel! — /usband—| wish to know?” ‘*’Cause I'm writin’ a com. Mr. Joseph Ladue “Come on! ester Herald. pretty well before you don't xo into the you?" inquired porter of the * Can't very w plied the man of mus- cle. * You see, I never know beforehand how he is going to Philadel strike m phia Bulletin Sarah Bernhardt isto If the man who will personate the murdered king is a play Hamlet. handsome fellow, actress will die before she will give up the ghost. And when that ghost tells her to swear, he will call upon an accomplishment at which she is said to be expert.—B rook Eagle, What the Observer meant to imply that appendicit modern as to its as 1 preva. never had it; Noah's trouble was with his head: Job's afflictions settled where they pleased and in- variably on the outside: and when Ananias died suddenly people simp! sumed or re lence. said another K can editor had in the harness Utica Observer. I carried that out first. “1 suppose you size ‘och- | position about the highena.” | detin. Pittsburg Bule will give advice as to best outfit and equipment. just the lyn was is is ub GurReE CHRONIC ; CoNSTIPATION Sam— queer habit Jack has of writing to his girl on ruled paper. Does- n't he know better?” Bill —" Don't you know about it? He does that so she can read between the lines"— Princeton Tiger. The Denver Post has discovered a news item which says that a mountain lion a few days ago with a shot- gun which measured feet from Great guns!— Chicago Times - Herald, "1 see." observed the Afghan chieftain to his aide, “that two peace deputations are approaching. Go for- ward and find out who composes the first and the size of the second.”* "That, your high- ness,” answered his aide, ‘‘has already been done. They are Sikhs of one and half a dozen of the other.” On perceiving the sudden massacre the coming flags of truce wavered percep- tibly. — Vew York Pres. 5-os SOS ALL DRUGGISTS. efleiling remedy Cé: CHICAGO, NEW YORK. Pa