Judge — January 8, 1898 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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Papa—"* Charley, please hand me that book on the table there.” Ciardey (aged niue)— “There he is, papa” Papa—" No, my so you should not say * There he is,” but "it" is. Charley—* Why, papa, it’s a hymn-book, isn’t it?" Cleveland Leader. A few big drops of Abbott's Original Angos- tura Bitters make tasty the tasteless table-wa- ters, The system responds all the better. A faint heart is considered an easy mark for the leap-year girl —A man who cant sing and will sing ought to be muzzizd —some people believe in luck just because they never have any —Hot arguments can always be relied upon to cool warm friendships.—Always say your | prayers before g z to bed—especially if it’s a folding. bed. Philadelphia Call, Christmas and New Year's tables are incom- plete without a bottle of Dr. Siegert's Ang tura Bitters, the exquisitely-flavored appetizer. Beware of imitations. ‘Well, little girl, what is it?” please, sir, Mr. Slimmer will not be able to come down this morning. He's just got back from a two weeks’ rest in the country, and he's all tired out.” land Plain Dealer. A GREAT ACHIEVEMENT BY A CINCIN- NATI FIRM. Rneinstrom Brothers Hold Up the Honor of ‘America in Liqueurs. Joseph S. Peebles of Cincinnati, one of the leading, wholesale grocers 1a the United States, in speaking recently of tiqueurs, said fter a mest careful and searching test we found that some of the Rhieinstrom samples were equal and in some instances superior to tie imported goods, ‘The tests were made by gentlemen who are ackow!- wintow Gaplay, are Handsome and or decanter has an American, symbol of the celebrated Es ye window is indeed a lovely sight, Tam proud to be able to display ta our store the gs of an American firm, especially a local one, that Soccetied 1" producing the hnest grade of sloods foow it wail cause all th fire by almays ordering ana iosating upon Raviog Rieisteom's Eagle brand SHAMPOOING ~ is made delightfully refreshing, and a real luxury, by the use of Packer’s Tar Soap. Its known purity, excellent cleans- ing, invigorating and antiseptic prop-| erties have secured for this soap the] highest commendation of physicians ing the hair, and for use in nt of dandruff and baldness. treatm “If you! ir-dressers for cleansing and} ant stories, book. It is somewhat but it ends all right.” ends,” answered the gentle dame. know what I's the beginni “TL want t Buffalo Express. * Thave been tryi and Tam well pleased with it. hooping-cough and a bad cold followed ights he was better, Court-house, Virginia. "Yes," sighed Mrs. Cornhusk; ‘I ain’ more'n got the supper-dishes washed ‘fore hev ter git up an’ git breakfas when I die itll be just my luc urrection occur the next mornin’. tom Capital For Goodness _ Sakel! | that's it precisely, and that's just why EVANS? ALE is the Ale for you The Ale of Today, Next Year and for All Time. Catia, Ch j As dee oO 1h the mouth at night, when ret prevent that anoosing dryoces of the thrust aod fa | gy Att Better thas all te Boral It a sed Droge. end 5 ceats THE CELEBRATED _ ‘SOHMER oH ee ple will please not feenuloe SOHMEK Biano with Sne,of a simile sounding name of a cheap grade. Our name auesetlle. New York Warerooms, 149-155 East 14th St. Will remove tonew SOMMER BUILDING 224 Street, about February. Contound the, + Yes," said the man whose wife likes pleas- "think you may safely read that uciating in parts, Oh, 1 know how it ming to before I get back to Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup, My son had the ied your Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup. and in three Moses Verby, Lancaster re | yan’ [ suppose hev the res- "—Washing- Ned Remedy for Coughs asd Threat Initatis 2. | its approach. 1 P G COMPANY'S EXTRACT or BEEF NEED HAVE NO FEAR OF BEING ATTACKED BY HUNGER. It's invaluable for Hunters, Yachtsmen and Tourists, easily carried, always ready, and GOES A LONG WAY. For Cook Book address Liebig Co. P.O, Box a7i8, N Look for this gnature on the genuine: ‘Twas the night before Christmas, and near | T'think thot only yis- Not a creature was stirring— | terday Oi wor batin’ him over th’ head wid a WM not a single cockroach. Mamma was mourn- | flatiron, an’ him a-hollerin’ thot sbtrong an’ © ing o'er poverty’s ills; papa was thinking, what | vigorous, an’ now he loies dead !"— London to do with those bills. ‘The children’ were | 7ruth, to | dreaming of stockings well filled by good fairy with good will ins So the children they seaited, and the parents debated, | jand-vould you believe it?—the charm ope. | ated; for a kindly old burgiar, the house being He who knows the weakness of his own ings is sure of successful flight.—The world is fall of human milestones, since it is more easy to point than to plod.—It is better to say | still, telieved things by stealing the grocery-|a little worse than you mean than to mean a vill. Albany Argus. 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