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“ts young Mr, Saintly having much success in the pulpit?” ‘Oh, dear, yes! ‘The ladies fairly rave over him.”” “But can be preach?" “Well, not much ; but he looks so spirituelle, and he can weep eleven times in an average sermon."—Cleveland Leader. In a hog-stealing case in a Georgia justice court the judge asked the prisoner what he had to say for himself. He hesitated a moment; then, stepping forward, said, ‘I stole dat hog, jedge, yo'r honner; but I wants yo’ toe maik de sentence light, kase he got ‘way fum me no less dan six times, an’ I sprain two laigs an’ one ahm ‘fo’ I finally kotched him an’ got him on de fire.” tanta Constitution, A SPECIMEN KICK. Here is a sample of the somewhat surprising protests occasionally received by our puzzle de- partment : Dear sir—Did not receive Junce of last week until Saturday afternoon after two o'clock, As I had an engagement for the afternoon, it left me scarcely any time to work on it. A neighbor tells me she received her paper Friday morning, |The week before 1 did not Feceive my copy until Monday morning. It has therefore been'a disadvantage to order directly from you. Respectfully. P. s—Having spent so much time in working out the ‘three others of the series, the delay in recerving paper Saturday was more than unfortunate. Hereafter we hope to fix things so that every lady will receive her copy of JuBcx before any of the other ladies, and two days in advance in all cases of engagement. Formerly favor ably known, for fifty years, a6 the original Monongahela Monogram. ‘For sale generally. The Ideal Freach Tonic ODY AND BRAIN Since (863, Endorsed by Medical Faculty lasting _ efficacious, immediate agreeable Bushels of Letters in One Mail, 1,000 Subscribers a day is the result of the reduction of the price of DEMOREST’S MAGAZINE from $2.00 to $1.00 a year. No Better Family Magazine Published. Ask your Newsdealer to show it fo you. He has it at 10 CENTS PER COPY. Copyright, 1897, by The Shortetory Publishing Co. LOOK HIGH, LOW, EVERYWHERE, but you can't find a more appropriate, welcome Holiday Gift than the original, clean, clever, fascinating tales which appear exclusively in The Black Cat. A year’s subscription costs 50 cents, and ten times that sum won't bring, for twelve months, as much wholesome enjoyment to the intelligent home—to the old and young lovers of stories that are stories. $4,00 CASH PRIZES! $1,500, Cash. 2a $1,000, 3a 500,“ 4th 350, “ Sth 250, 6th 200, 7th 100, 8th 100, We will pay $4,000 in cash as above for original short stories, from 1,800 to 6,000 words in length, for publication in THE Biack Cat. No story will be considered at all unless it is submitted strictly in accordance with the conditions, contained in the December issue of THE Back Car, Stories properly entered in this prize competition, that fail to win one of the above prizes, but are deemed of sufficient merit for publication in Tue Back Car, will either receive a special prize (in no case less than $100), or be purchased at a price satisfactory to the author. If your newsdealer doesn’t sell THE BLACK Car get another newsdealer. Upon receipt of 5 cents we will mail, postpaid, a copy of the December Prize Holiday issue to any address in the United States, This number contains the great $1,000 Prize Story, ““A Celestial Crime,” and three other complete stories that are storics, By sending 50 cents note for a full year's subscription you get the remainder of the $2,600 Prize Stories, the above $4,000 Prize Stories, together with fifty other fascinating stories published exclusively in THe BLack Cat. All original, all complete, and all copyrighted. Address The Shortstory Publishing Co., 144-1650 HIGH 8T., BOSTON, MASS. Copy, or One Year for wadeaters' and on all Trains, DEMOREST’S MAGAZINE ates the beginning of ite 38th year of contin: Prosperous publication by a reduction tn ere tsscarcely any other magazine now published that had as long and ai Seen eee Rd baesinerendan ee te Stara nesreteabo agree tees HE eee pepe ai ret onc rain eek gle estat Pec eeeLo amg i needs es sooeal an aaa ean Tce narcosis toncbel ne ar aes segregate eating een Bey seen reine pectine late Tepe as mck ea Beaman ee rouns fewer APs is Sag hactatne that eect vratse Sr tahton aeaigna tat the Maceo set of postage it ‘beautifully printed, beautifully illustrated, and paretally edited. See ee a Rene ERSTE cee ear ean cata eres Shea Cents Per At all N $1.00 mate, ies Hanan QLD by comey order, regiered DEMOREST PUBLISHING CO., 110 Fifth Ave., New York City. comicbooks.com